j00bie's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Memories of a Beach]

Boring.

This just seemed to be a picture of a shell (or something), along with some epileptic brightness changing around, with some beach sounds as a background track.
It didn't do anything else, I left it on for a bit, in hopes something would happen, I was wrong ='(.

[skate scare]

Nice skate effects

Well, it's an alright skate movie, it has a nice use of different camera angles and such to it all..
It could have done even better with some sounds though, perhaps some bails would have been a nice addition.
I have no idea what that message was about though, so ill just ignore that.

[Happy Memories]

Pretty boring stuff.

The graphics were decent, but the movie wasn't really going anywhere at all!
It takes more then just good graphics to make a good flash, the plot in this was terrible! I dont even think it had a plot at all!
It's short, dull and all-around poor.
It also ran really, really slowly, which I couldn't understand... cause I have a decently fast computer

[Eskimo Sucks 3]

Didnt get it

First off, the sounds didn't make too much sense (if any at all), and I couldn't tell what was going on throughout the whole thing!
I simply found it to be a very poor flash movie.
Nothing stood out that was good about it.

[LEVEL 10]

Short, random

I can honestly say that I didn't think I'd ever see a movie dedicated to level 10...
It was decent, I guess.
It didn't really appeal to me that much...
I see what you're saying though, but it goes for everyone... it's alright though...

[Counter-Strike Newbs]

Lame shooting action

This is just a collection of FUNdamental (im such a jokester) Counter-Strike errors.
The problem is, it's very poorly drawn, with some pretty poor sounds. It's really not that funny either.
There's some noticable effort put into this, seeing as there's a few different scenes to look at... so theres some marks that get shoved into there, but I wouldn't recommend watching this to anyone... only to the people I hate... or are amused easily at Counter-Strike spoofs.

[ki1o... does stuff :)]

Mindless.

This really made no sense at all, it's just a random collection of Newgrounds related animations, which were very poor to begin with.
It's like an inside joke, that everyone who watchs this would get, heh...
Well, this is just boring, pointless jargon that should be trashed, to be completely honest.
The voices were hard to understand, and the graphics were sub-par.
There was next to no humour and/or violence at all!
Very poor, considering the flash author is you.

[Stick Violence Shorts 2]

Good Frame by Frame

This is simply an above average stick fight, with some nicely animated frame by frame effects.
It was a bit too short though, the fight was over before anything really interesting/entertaining happened.
Add a couple more scenes on to this, and it will be a lot better!
You have the talent, just exploit it man!

Satoshiji responds:

Thanks, muchly!

[Mario Breakdance]

Enjoyable Sprite movie.

This is pretty fun to watch, and it's better than a lot of sprite movies that I've seen!
I mean, it's no Super Mario Reloaded or Randy Solem stuff, but while glancing at the origin, I cant really complain!
The background track was great, and there's definately some good graphical effects along with some clever ideas in this flash.
The lengthiness was almost perfect, it doesn't get boring, yet it's not short at the same time.
Great job! Definately worth a look or two!