j00bie's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[7 Inches]

Decent enough

There's very little flashes that express jokes in animations, this joke is really overdone... but the animation was fairly funny.
The joke is funny the first time around, but ive heard it before, so it wasnt too great for me.
Oh well, it's good. I liked it. Nice job!

Lack of voices.

[Zhort #2: I love Olympics]

Not too great...

She slaped her ass constantly... pointless, but funny!
Good stuff! The voice over was funny as well!
'Im watching the olympics'. haha!

[britney, britney, britney]

Predicted well!

At first, I just thought that you were some schmuck who drew that after the superbowl thing...
But then, I noticed the date origin, and just... wow.
Impressive, I dont think even Jesus could have predicted that...
Nice stuff!

[WotG Trailer]

Nice!

What is on display now, looks REALLY good.
The graphics could use a bit of beefing up, but the trailer itself is much too short, and doesnt show enough to be rated too highly.
I gave it a 2, because I think it is worthy of passing judgment, just not with too high of a score.
It looks alright, the full feature should be good.

Nice halo music in the background =)

[Smoke]

Made me laugh

It made me laugh throughout, and the ending was great, though predictable.
The animation was a bit too basic, but it somewhat suited the movie.
The sounds were nice, audible certainly.
It maybe could have been a little longer though, or there could have simply been a better background to it, but it was an enjoyable short film.

[Braden Gets Canned]

Good short

This is a very quick, and easy to view flashwork.
This is pretty funny, and it definately has some interactivity as well.
It's a nice idea, and ok to watch... even if I have no idea who Braden is, either does anybody else by the looks of it.
The sound wasn't great, and surely could have been improved.

[the big fight]

Terrible!

Only reason this gets a maximum of 1/10, is that it's so bad it made me laugh!
Two poorly drawn stick men, along with one ball thingy which is motion tweened at the other guys poorly-drawn head.
Which then turns into a load of red pen.
7K's of shitacularness.. not even looped!

[NicNac]

Intriuging.

This didnt really make too much sense, if any at all, but it all seemed to look pretty good.
It had some nice-sounding sounds, and it just seemed funny for some unexplainable purpose.
Stoned or drunk = Best results.

[Jed's Other Poem]

Great Video!

This is a nice little movie to go with the good sounding track, it is very fitting and well made all and all.
The Music quality could have been bulked up a bit more, though that would increase the file size, I still feel that it would have been worth the few couple hundred KB's.
Nice job though!