j00bie's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Fish!]

Needed to be finished.

This was looking good, the penguins looked cute and the graphics in general were fine, except for that one part where he was sliding a long way and the background was sketchy...
No sounds, that was disappointing, the odd effect would have helped loads.
It's better than average but, if finished with some small improvements, it would be excellent.

[teletubiez!!! die!!! haha]

Oh god...

This is just random rubbish, slightly funny in places, espescially Blair in the sun, that was crazy, but besides that... it's bad throughout.
The violence was poor, there's not much point to what story there is, it's simply not enjoyable.

1/5.

[.:Pac-Man Short:.]

Nice little short.

A fairly good Pacman short, as you say, narrowband users can enjoy this quickly.
It's not clear what's going to happen, always keeps me guessing.
When he takes the little "power pellet", it get's a bit more obvious as to what's going to happen (which i wont say in the review)
Looks and sounds alright as well.
Graphics and Sound Quality were above average, nice job.

[S.Calibur/Madness tribute]

Needs to be longer.

What there is I liked, there simply wasnt enough of it.
The fight sequences was nicely drawn and animated, it was over too quickly though.
Using an invisible guy seemed a bit cheap as well, but it didn't affect the movie too much. Second for second, this is one of the better Madness tributes here. The Soul Caliburness of it improved the quality as well!

[ATP: The Christmas Crisis]

My opinion: Over rated

Dont get me wrong though, It's still pretty good!
Though I don't see wht this is rated so highly, apart from the fairly good graphics and animation, and occasional funny moments, it's pretty boring and doesn't make a huge amount of sense.
This flash needs some voices, but keep the subtitles.

At least add in SOME sounds.

despite the boringness of this. 4/5.

madarkwasp responds:

Yeah, sorry it bored ya. It was sort of an inside joke. Thanks for the view&review!

[Happy Holidays!]

Good ecard.

Not a great deal can be said here, it's just a simple, decent, seasonal e-card.

The animation looked fairly good and the song was OK. Better than average e-cards, but not much here to really judge about it.

Thought it was pretty funny, pretty good.

[eskimo bob 30]

Seasonal fun!

A good Christmas edition of Eskimo Bob, any episode which features the spaceship fish is always good.

Lots of random stuff, it's better than average and fun to watch.

A great way to (presumably) end the series.
Throughout the entire series, I found that the graphics were moderate, the sound quality was sub-par, but it was very original.

Great job!

[Eskimo Bob 28]

Not as great.

A so-so return, it was OK but nothing special.

Pretty funny, but not laugh out loud funny like in most of the previous episodes.

Would have been interesting to see how the pickles would destroy the sun though...

You should have shown that in your episode.

[eskimo bob 27]

Monkeys!

The chimp made the episode, he was really funny!
The whole sequence with Alfonzo and the chimp babbling on was classic stuff.
Good work.

One of the better EB episodes
Keep up the good work.

[eskimo bob 26]

Great!

Cool Transformers parody.
It's good but I thought it was too long to be interesting throughout.
You'd need to be a big Eskimo Bob AND Transformers fan to like this all the way through
I'm not a huge Transformers fan.
The longer episodes work OK, and this was good, it just had some dull spots.

Better then most though!