j00bie's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Happiest Coach]

Why bother?

This was simply terrible.
The graphics looked very poor, there is not much point to the movie.
The voice is unclear leaving the movie very blan.

I'd say more but there's not enough of a movie to comment more than that.
Bad doesn't come close to describing it.

[Super Mario Toads Rage 2]

lol, that was great!

The music was kinda funny, Good graphics, sound and all that mumbo jumbo, the part I thought was the most original was the opening segment saying stuff about the reviews left in the first one.

This was kinda cool, unique, the ending option of "why/how did Toad get so strong" was also kinda funny.

Great job! 5/5.

mchawking responds:

thank you!

[Western]

just... bad.

It looks OK, but that's the best I can say about it , the lack of sounds, violence, story, anything of interest (in general, anything) really hurts the movies score.
You have some talent, that's for sure, just make sure that your next project has some interesting structure that will appeal to most of the Newgrounds audience.

[bonjour]

Great!

Fans of TheWeebl's work will love this, more mental animation, not as good as badgers (obviously). A crazy song (it would have worked better if the lyrics were clearer) and strange but good graphics. The bit at the end made it worse I have to say.

[Banned?]

Not bad.

It's not bad, SBC going on a killing spree is mildly humourous.
Interesting and good choices of music, but I thought the graphics could have been better.
Clock fans will like this, while most others won't.

[Possibly Serious Suicide]

Foamy lol

Wow, the filesize of this is rather large for what it is.
I can't see why though. The sound could have been a little clearer as well.

Anything Anti-Foamy gets a 5/5 from me.
Enjoyable, Funny, Good for a quick laugh, Nice job.

artificial responds:

The backrounds made it bigger, also the other images

thanks

[C steals christmas L@@K]

No good.

The only good thing about this flash that is remotely decent is the sound, the track used is kinda funny.
The rest is outstandably poor.
A picture of C, a random christmas card,with annoying flashing backgrounds.

Epileptic is a good way to describe this flash.

[The Guilty Spark--Trailer]

holy shitdoh!

This is one of the most amazing trailers I have ever seen. EXCELLENT for a first submission.

It currently has a score of 1.54, that is INSANE it should be protected, not Blammed.

Cool music, though it isnt very "halo like", it still surprisingly fit the mood very well.

Great effects, with the darkness coming over which switches back to text.

Hopefully, we actually get to see the flood and Guilty spark in the next one, this was just a bunch of shadows.

But very intense, great graphics, cool sound.
Though the file size is large (espescially for a trailer), It still is a great, great work of art.

5/5!