j00bie's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Rail [SK8ING]]

Average.

I've seen a lot better skate movies then this!
Though, I've seen a lot worse skate movies then this!
This is a long enough movie to not be crap, but not well enough produced to be anything more than a barely passable entry.
If you do another one (which I hope you do), you could do even better with improving the graphics a little more, and making some of the sounds a bit less random, and more audible.
Add some more bails as well, theyre always fun!

[SBC does the alphabet]

B!

Some funny parts to this flash, though it was hugely predictable in pretty much... well, the joke.. AKA EVERYTHING.
There were no real graphics to talk about in this, and the sounds weren't that great rather poor really....
It's better then B, though that's not saying much.

[Easy Ways to Get Blammed]

Good stuff!

This shows some good ways to get yourself blammed, definitely... though this movie is passable, clearly! =D.
That music got REAL annoying REAL fast.
The graphics weren't great, but given the point of the movie... that's not the main feature really.
It was funny in some spots, nothing special though.

[The Frog]

Not too bad.

I was expecting something terribly brutal, judging by the current score, but it's decent.... the low score is an under-statement... though this really isnt that great, it's better then whats shown.
It's short, and there's no sound, but I like it because it's funny, and that's good enough for a sub-par mark for me!

[Simple Simple Ep.1]

Passable, barely.

There's a couple of funny moments in here, but it's simply way too short to be anything tooo good lookin' at.
The sounds, instead of being cool like in MK, were just poor quality, and painful to the eats, but the graphics were decent.
Try making it a bit longer then this, as you've clearly got some good ideas to work with.

[Think Differently]

Different.

There's definately come nice ideas you've got in here, but in the end.... there wasn't enough happening to make it worth looking at....
The graphics were the only redeeming feature.
It could be better if you added some subtle background music, or something that might have simply made it better.

[Stupid Jack]

Predictable.

This really isnt brilliant, but it is somewhat amusing.
There's nothing really wrong with the flash, it's just a bit too short, and lacking in aspects.
It wasn't great in any area.
The greatest aspect was the humour, which was only semi-decent.
Nothing spectacular here, but it's worth a look i suppose.

[Top VII]

Original stick deaths.

There were some funny, original stick deaths in this flash, though not too great, they were original for sure.
Though a couple were predictable, they were alright, and the pencil one was just plain crap.
A surprisingly likable stick death flash.