j00bie's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Officer Copper Funker]

Has potential...

This was looking pretty good, with the moody black and white graphics (that surprisingly seemed to work for this flash) it worked really well, slap on some nice sounding music, and it's pretty good.
Then, all of a sudden it stopped. Why did it stop? Because it isnt finished!
Truly a shame, it doesnt appear it ever will be finished.

[Dojo!!]

Poor stick fight.

There really is nothing to recommend in this, the fight was far too short for my liking, and the absense of sound is hurtful.
With so many stick fights on Newgrounds, there's no reason to watch this one, as there's dozens that are better... espescially in comparison to Xiao Xiao.
Overall, simply poorly made.

[Insane Driver!!]

Complete crap.

It's always a bad sign when the author says his movie is complete crap.
Which, unsuprisingly, this is absoloute crap.
It's too short, it's very basic, it's pretty poorly drawn, with some terrible-quality sounds, with no interactivity.
This is a very poor movie, disliked in many aspects.

[StickeyMickey vs. Poinser]

Terrible!

The flash was simply too slow for my liking, as well as very poorly made, with little to no plot.
Lots of crappy violence, as well as no sound.
This has no quality features anywhere, it's all low-calibur rubbish. Blammed stick fights can do better then this.

This would struggle passing judgment by todays standards.

[Evolution In Games]

Ineteresting.

I wasn't really sure what to expect with this flash, seeing as it's an interestingly titled flash, a suitable one as well.
We get Pong, gone feral, crazy, fun!
It's a pretty nice idea all and all, I find it works quite well actually!
I could see a series out of this!

[Die finds a friend]

Decent entry.

There are lots of good things about this flash, there's some interactivity, which is leading to multiple stories, violence, and such.
Along with some decent sounds, and above-average graphics. Somewhat funny as well!
There's nothing spectacular by any means about this, but it's definately better than average.

[The Snorf]

Decent, I guess...

The graphics were pretty good, but the movie was unfinished. Definately a shame.
It didn't really have that much of a plot to it (if at all), and it didn't reallyprogress fast enough.
That made it quite boring.
The sound got annoying after a while, but nothing too bad, just poor quality flash.

[Dame-sama v. Warui-sensei]

Good short fight.

This really is not a bad movie, the fight scenes were decent... though the animation wasn't too great.
The sounds were acceptable. and there's more than one scene which is lacking in a lot of movies I see on Newground.
You could do worse than this, but all and all, it's a really good short flick. Good stuff!

[kick @$$ clock crew]

Clock Slideshow = WTF?

This appears to be just a slide show of clocks and their profiles... nothing interesting at all.
There's a few random sounds thrown in here and there, but that's it!
Hopefully there wasnt anything exciting at the end, seeing as I closed it after the fourth profile.
Though I highly doubt it.