j00bie's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Titaniuman - Preview]

Hard to review...

5's all around (excluding interactivity), coincedince too!
It seems a bit random, individual scenes put together which look alright but there's no apparent link between them.
Though this is only a preview, it's always difficult to comment fairly on previews. Reasons being, that it is much too hard to judge them, but thats obvious.
I'm sure the finished movie would have made sense, but this preview isn't that great.
Too bad it will never be finished ='(

[Format and J3nnica say hi]

Decent.

I didn't think that this was anything better than average to be completely honest, It was too short.
it's OK for a quick laugh, though the graphics and sounds weren't too great. It's alright... just not that great.
I gave a 5/5 because Im in a generous mood right now.

[Kill the family]

Good short.

This works pretty well, theres a good sound loop in the background, it's very simple, but it's really effective.
The graphics were great, andthere was some excessive, and slightly unexpected/unneccesary/irrelevant violence.
It really could have done even better if it was just a bit longer, but the simplicity of this is great, and is the main feature form my point of view.

[Bruce Lee 2 : C64]

Good sequel!

I enjoyed the first one, I really did! While this one is as good as the previous, if not better!
Some really funny C64 style fights, with some very well animated graphics, and some good sounds.
Outtakes were good, but they were similar to each others.
It's all good, I really liked the one bit near the end where Bruce takes down the last ninja at the end of it all, where the kick reminded me alot of Johnny Cage from Mortal Kombat.

[StickFight v 1.1]

Stick fight...

I've seen many, many, many stick fights before... and this wasn't a very good one in comparison, espescially compared to movies such as Xiao Xiao 3.
When the best thing about it is the background music, it's a bit pathetic really, irrelevant as well.
It's longer than many out there, but it's been done better so many times.
Ginishing the stick off by shooting it isn't a good idea, makes it uncool, and lame at it's finest.

[Death-Duel No.2]

Alright.

The background music in this seemingly worked well, and the animation was good as well!
The problem I had with the movie is that it wasnt really going anywhere, it had no sense of direction at all!
There were some nice ideas, with the different attacks and effects here and there.
It's alright, but lower-calibur compared to todays standards.

[Madness (preview) Remake]

Decent...

You just really gotta remember what makes the Madness movies so good, violence... random, violence!
You might want to work on that speech a bit more, for it to be somewhat interesting, needs work on clarity as well.
The preview is OK and the final movie shouldn't be too bad, it just needs some fixin' up here and there.

[Junk Mail]

Good!!

Well, this is only funny because it's an actual phone call, presumably.
It's a good enough job that the actual phone call is, in fact, really really funny, kudos in humour for that, really helps the score for sure!
Though, the rest of the flash is pretty basic in nearly all aspects.
The cat part at the end of this was good, but it's all about the phone call that makes the flash.
Worthy of my 4/5.

[Warped]

Like a screensaver.

there's lots of shapes, and lot's of moving around random shite flying around crazily and repeatedly.
Which seems to go on forever on a loop.
It's a nice enough animation, but what this is doing as a piece of flash, I have no idea. It's definately not really the sort of thing I expect to see on NG.