j00bie's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[All your spam r blong 2 ¥]

Great!

Heh, that's a funny take on All Your Base, I have to admit.
Some interesting photos in use and a decent remake of the original track as well.
Funny pictures, and damn close to the real version sound wise!
Not bad at all.

[Salad Fingers Episode 3]

Great Episode!

Man, I love this series!
It is without hesitation I say this, This flash-series is the best i've ever seen!
It's 100% my kind of humour..
The freaky music, the superb graphics, the "orgasmic" animation! It's so incredible!

Great work!

[Metroid Parody part 2]

Better then the first one!

Carried on from where the first part left off, that is great!
I thought this was a lot funnier then before, with Kraid and the metroid being particularly amusing, more twists and turns then the first one! Anyone who liked the first one will definately get a kick outta this one too!
You're in for a good one! 5/5! Well deserved! :D

[Metroid Parody part 1]

Good Metroid Parody

That's not bad, a nice little storyline with some very funny moments and twists and turns.
Sounds and graphics were pretty good, looks almost like the real thing!
A must see for any Metroid fan.
The little Super Mario Brothers moments were interesting as well, one of the many twists and turns involved in this movie!
Great job! Hopefully #2 is better though!

[Happy Washing Machine]

Too short.

Yes, definitely original, but I find it to be too short.
Pretty good graphics with some pretty good sounds. Longer would make this movie so much better (it usually does), the length is the one and only problem I found in this movie, so besides that.
Great Job!

Mr-Derp responds:

Techneon: again, yeah length is a large peoblem in this movie, but we wern't trying to make and epic here, just something quick and snappy.

thanks for the complements though.

[NG ranks]

Useful

Will have to start linking to this when n00bs keep asking questions in the forums, the BBS is getting flooded with them frequently.
This is a basic, but functional flash that does exactly what it is meant to do.
Though there are better ones out there, this one is still pretty good.
3/5!

[Dazzle #1]

Unoriginal

You basically just copied the style of the creator of the movie 99K (Gelatin_Guy, i think...) and made a short, boring swordfight out of it.
It didn't look too bad, but it was much too short to be of any interest.

Very unoriginal, and very boring, 1/5.

[Satoshi And The Disk]

Poor stick movie.

This really, truly, is bad, it's much too short, not interesting, looks terrible, has sub-par music.
the fight isn't near long enough, there's nothing to recommend whatsoever.

Just a very, low quality, stick movie, i'm surprised this passed judgment, but i'll give you a 1/5 anyways.

Satoshiji responds:

Thank you for the constructive review. At least now I know what to work on..

[Sunday School 07]

Funny stuff!

This is kinda sick, but funny. There's some pretty funny stuff in here, this is one series that I've missed and will definately have to catch up on later.
Interesting plotline, the graphics weren't great, and the voices were kinda poor.
The movie's very entertaining.
Some funnt jokes on the posters too, stuff like that is always a Bonus, shows the author really put some time into his flash, though the graphics/voices were pretty poor, it shows plenty of effort was required.

Great job!