j00bie's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Warped]

Like a screensaver.

there's lots of shapes, and lot's of moving around random shite flying around crazily and repeatedly.
Which seems to go on forever on a loop.
It's a nice enough animation, but what this is doing as a piece of flash, I have no idea. It's definately not really the sort of thing I expect to see on NG.

[Star]

Decent.

This seemed like a nice enough animation, though the backgrounds were a little basic, though there was a fair choice of background music playin. That's a good sign for sure.
The movie ended to sudden, and too soon.
If there's no violence or interactivity (which there wasnt), the graphics and sound have to be really good to make up for the absenses, espescially for a short flick like this.
This didnt have the saving grace. 3/10, 1/5

[The Woes Of Circles 3]

What the heckers?

Well, this is simply a still, of several shapes made with the oval tool, looks like MSPaint from what I see.
It's confusing, with a irrelevant, fuzzy, difficult to understand sound clip in the background.
If there was any animation, or if the sound clip was clearer then is, it might actually be worth watching.

[Toying With Love]

Lacking lots.

Well, if this was trying to make a point at all, it didn't make it very well, because it didn't make any at all from what i can see. This really needed some sounds, but the drawings were decent, it really needed to be longer and funnier, better in all aspects really.Could have been better in all aspects.

[Me vs Slime]

Could be worse.

This really is not that great, but it's not very bad either.
The drawings weren't that bad at all.
I thought it was fun for a moment, when I was guessing how the slime was going to die after he hit the button.... some interaction SORTA.
This just needs to be a bit longer to score in the 3.00/5.00's. That's the only notable flaw.

[Blink]

Poor stick movue.

This is a very short, and poorly drawn, very badly made stick movie.
Putting in a slow motion replay doesn't help much, if at all.
When the best feature is an irrelevant sound clip to everything, it's definately not a good sign.
You really need to try harder next time.

Crimson-Nova responds:

Maybe you really need to try harder when typing your reviews, considering it's a complete rip-off of one of the other reviews.

[Mental Process]

Good animation

This is really mne of the few movies that's on an infinite loop that somewhat works, it's probably worthy of a Daily 4th or 5th.
The sound loop was good, and the graphics were alright too.
It's alright if you look at it, but most people will probably vote low.
I like it!

[A tribute to gettin drunk]

Random short.

A good enough short film, it's interesting to watch, but nothing too serious.
It's good for a laugh, it could have done with being a bit longer though, goos stuff. sorta.

[The Matrix Still Has You]

Boredom at it's finest.

I liked "Subway" and "Twins" the most, they were probably the funniest.
Though a segment in this being the funniest, isnt neccesarilly saying that it is funny. Because this absoloute rubbish nearly put me to sleep, and it figues... all of the scripts were written by LegendaryFrog, one of the worst scriptwriters to ever hit Newgrounds. The jokes were absoloute shit, and I didn't even smile once. This is even worse then that other 'non-big' hit you submitted about a week ago.
This 'highly anticipated' movie is one of the worst in it's times. Really, come on!
The graphics were excellent! The sound quality was superb! The time and effort is noticable! BUT IT ALL JUST SUCKED!
I mean, really, these jokes are found funny by 11 year olds, where theyre not allowed on the site.
Youre lucky Newgrounds doesnt enforce the rules very well, because otherwise, your movies scores would be voted much lower, and you wouldnt have a fetish of children voting your movues up.
Im lookin at this... 4.89/5.00? WHAT THE FUCKING HELL? I gave this movie a 2/5, becuase that's all this was worth. Not entertaining at all. I can not believe this gets rated so high! It's absoloute boredom!
I'd rather see a poorly animated, but FUNNY flash work opposed to a superbly drawn flock of boredom. I'm not trying to flame anyone here, but this was absoloute shit!
The first one was better then this, but that's thanks to Pikanjo and the Super_Flash_Bros's entries.
This one didnt have a saving grace, they were all terrible, all loaded with some boredom and lame jokes, as well as people reviewing 10's all around on this movie.
For christ sakes! Even 10's in interactivity! What the hell is wrong with these fucking nooblets! Theyre the only thing that keep your site alive LF, be thankful for the adolescent bastards.
The original Matrix was excellent, the sequel was terrible. I guess history repeats itself.

[Kangaroo]

Que?

Well, as funny as that may have been, that was simply WAY too short to be rated anything more then a 2/5.
The music playing was really loud, and my speakers were on uberly low, because I was doin other shite at the time.
The kangaroo was drawn well graphically, but the absense of a background or anything really impacts the score, though it was just a VERY short thing anyways.
I laughed with the watermelon hit the kangaroo, but the moral of it wasnt that great.

I guess it was pretty late, judging by the origin being 3:40 AM... (EST). yea... Not that great... but, oh well... Ill give you a GENEROUS 2/5.

SeizureDog responds:

Si, I know its short. But, that was partially the point.

As for its loudness, I really can't tell how its going to sound on any given person's comp as everyone's is different. But its fine on mine.

Well, you DID laugh though :P

I'm central time, so it was really 2:40 AM...still too late to whip up a movie ;)

My my, you are generous :P

Thanks for reviewing j00bie!