j00bie's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Fishy Hell]

Nearly fell asleep.

Well, this one was pretty well thought out and everything, it just wasnt too entertaining. The voices were a bit unclear, but that's the only flaw I see in the actual flash itself.
But the lack of plot, and anything happening in particular was a huge absense, and a big blow to your final score.
Though, this type of flash was original (style points), and the artwork was well above-average, the lack of anything remotely interesting must be painful to you.

I flipped through the reviews and saw that others thought differently, it's just my opinion. Sorry bud.

SeizureDog responds:

So, I'm really kinda confused to what you found wrong with it. So, maybe you were just tired. Get more sleep next time before reviewing m'k? ;)

[(2004) Death by Horoscope]

hahaha! Excellent!

One of your funnier, newer stuff...
Better then your Spiderman one that reeked of total reekiness.
The part with the fence was great, and... well, the soccer team part was hilariously irrelevant. Great stuff!
The dude, with the white hair and... glasses... with a toothpick(?), was kinda odd...
The part with the dude coming 'back to normal', and the 14 year old old person, who later dies for absoloutley no reason, lol.
the lalala part wasnt that funny... but the part with the 'I can't see' was great. Oh... wow... greatness.
'snuck into michael jackson's house' was funny irrelevance, and the dinosaur... well, that was even better... a very funny ending! 5/5 for you!
Oh wow... Definately one of your funnier, newer works.

Knox responds:

haha none of it made sence...i know..i dunno what i was thinking

[The Ultimate Chase]

Good idea.

Espescially for an older movie, this was really fun to watch.
It's a very simple, 'clean' idea, and it's done alright... along with some great dance music tracks playing on what seems to be an infinite loop in the background.
I'm not entirely sure if you could actually dodge the bullets, everytime I tried, i failed.
If you could that's a clever bit of interactivity you have shoved into there.
A very decent classic entry.

[Easter Suprise]

What the hell!?

There is some very quiet, random sounding sounds in this craptacular 'flash'. There's a rabbit, a rabbit that decided to take crap out of an easter egg, full of shit, while some random guy comes in... and plays with it.
This is simply a massive pile of crap, don't bother watching it at all, pure rubbish.

[KUNG-FU]

Average stick fight.

There are definately some decent stick fighting effects here, with all of the pulling out lightsabers and such, though it definately was random. The ending was funny.
It could have been better, reasons: the sounds were pretty low-quality, and even if they were better, they were pretty poor anyways, as all the effects were the same.
There really could have been more moves, and longer... but it's one of the better in it's genre.
Nothing compared to Xiao Xiao though.

[Sheep Fun]

Some Sheep fun!

Your preloader seems to be somewhat messed.
The short itslef wasn't too bad at all....
The sheep takes a dump, and then screws a lady sheep. Though it sounds stupid, it is extremely funny!
It wasnt good, but it wasnt terrible, it was funny though.
The sound clips were good.
It could have done even better having more scenes and some better graphics.

[I miss you Daddy]

Great!

This his the best September 11th i've seen so far ... not like ive really checked them all out, but... that looked really great!
The little girl voice was as real as could be, good greaphics, and lots of other great miscellaneous flash work scattered throughout... truly great!
5/5 easily!

[Super Mario: Toads Rage 5]

AGAIN! FUN!!! YAY!!!

This one is even better then all of your other additions to the flash movies man! Mario this time! That's awesome! The music in the background was great! The opening intro with Mario burning the house down was a great way to get a semi-plot line going opposed to the usual Toad slaughtering people. heh... either way, it's great!
The bloodshed was more 'realistic' then other times, Mario coming back to life with the green mushroom was funny, then the cracking of his bone shortly after, that effect was pretty cool.
The one button of interactivity wasnt neccesary, but it was decent I guess....
The ending of the stomping on the 'screen' was a great effect.
Excellent work! I gave it a 5/5!

mchawking responds:

Thank You! I try to keep them original and entertaining. I don't know how many of these I will end up making altogether, I guess as many as people want and still enjoy.

[the worm swami]

Nice!!!!

This is how a short animation should be made by everyone.
It's a fairly simple idea, it's well drawn, and it has some simple music to it.
There's a random comic twist at the end, then there is some random violence with a shotgun shortly after, then theres some more random comedic stuff with the advisory.
I laughed, I cried, well, not really... but I laughed.