j00bie's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[I'm a cucumber]

Random crazyness!

Haha! Well, this really did make me laugh, simply by the complete and utter randomness and stupidity of it all!
It's a real no brainer flash work, but it's funny!!!
Im not entirely sure as to what the end bit was about though, it was weird thats for sure!
It's an infinite loop, it's above average all and all. Good stuff!

[Raspberrybeard the Pirate]

Interesting cartoon...

Well, it's a good idea for a cartoon..., it's definately funny, and it's violent, and it's original too!.
All aspects were above average, which is always a good thing, though the constant sounds of pineapple eating in the preloader got real repetive, and real annoying, real fast!
It's worth taking a quick look, the score seems fitting, all and all, this is just an average flash movie. Good stuff!

[* * * Be Happy! * * *]

Strangly good.

This is a fine movie, the idea really fitted the Supermen Lovers track.
It was a pretty nice movie anyway.
There are some nice graphical effects in this, I liked the fading from day into night effect/transition near the end of the movie.
Generally, this flash makes you feel pretty good, and that's always a good thing.
Nice job on this unique flash!

[The American Dream]

Decent.

Well, it's a nice drawing of a plane, and there is some nice music with it.
The buildings were pretty basic.
There's not too much more to be said about this though, I'm just going to guess that it didn't intend to be great, even good in any respect.
This movie was all and all poor, and I didnt really like it too much, and that's all I can say

[kenny killed by bus]

too short.

Haha!, well, it's fairly obvious what's going to happen... given the title of the movie.
Kenny does indeed get killed by a bus, but thats all it is!
The flash skills on display aren't too bad, you just need to exploit more of your talent...
As it is, it's quite poor.

[guy gets slapped]

Wtf?

This is simply a stick figure, slapping another stick figure for no apparent reason, with a terrible sounding screaming sound clip.
This is so terrible, that it got a 1 in humour.
Anyways, congrats on the Turd... this one deserved such a shit award.

[Wario: In Space]

Fun stuff.

It's a weak concept, but it's funny enough that it works pretty well, and it is quite funny!
The Wario animations are pretty good, the sounds aren't horrendous, but arent great.
It's simply a nice, simple, short, and it does what it says its suppose to. Good stuff!

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[the boy who...]

Above average

This is fairly well made, it is definately well drawn, and there are some really good sounds too!
The violence is cool, I just expected this to be a bit longer then what it is right now, opposed to just one, falling down the stairs sequence.
Though it is pretty funny and good to watch, it's simply too short for my liking.
I still gave a 7/10, because it made me laugh =)

[Skate...]

Good short.

The second scene was definitely better than the first one, which to be honest.... sucked nuts.
It was much too short, there are a lot of skate movies that have more stunts, which are easier to see and animated better then this.
At least this had a couple of bails in it, and had some fine music.

Bails + Good music = Fun = 3/5 =)