j00bie's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Clock day 2003]

Brutal!!

This was crap, pure and simple, total shit, yadda, yadda, yadda.
At least a lot of the entries put up today have something we know as effort.
Unlike this pile of rubbish a monkey shit on.

[Empyreal Clock's Matrix]

Above average toon

This wasn't too bad, it was really good, considering the fairly small filesize, this was great!
The graphics were fairly decent, though it's a shame that it was too short for my liking, and not TOO funny.
But it's definately above-average allandall.

[Your Captain Speaking]

Funny audio

The audio in this was really funny!
Though I think it's a shame that the graphics were so god damn poor.
With a bit of effort to that, this could have been so much better then what it currently is....
It's alright I guess.

[Dirty Vegas Mario]

Lame stuff

It was too short, it had the most annoying graphics I've seen in ages! Worst even!
It barely had any decent points to it, pure crappyness!
The only good thing was the sound, and that wasnt great on its own.
I didnt like this too much, sorry.

[EssGhost Vs Greyscale]

Not bad!

Anyway, this is a very well animated stick fight, plenty of smooth, extremely stylish animation!
It makes an awful lot of the stick movies on the portal look like crap in comparison.
Not too short to be pointless.
Though not too long that it's boring.
It kept my attention throughout!

[SVPD Files]

Not bad!

You should continue this, you reall should!
It looks alright already, it's just a bit too short.
Just make sure that there's a decent story to it, and it's not just more stick figures shooting each other, that got real dull real fast!
The actual stick figures shooting each other in this one was probably better than average.
Nothing in comparison to Xiao Xiao 7 and 8 though.

[8-bit Real Life]

NEVER AGAIN

This was pitiful to the extremes of shitiness. Painfully boring. No point to anything, with some very basic graphics and little to no sound, there's no redeeming features.
Any moron could create this, shit.
Dont bother watching this.

[Bad Ass Mouse Trailer]

Alright

For a trailer, this was pretty good!
However, seeing how this was done in 2002, I don't think we're going to see the actual movie anytime soon... if ever!
I'll judge this for what it is, as the actual movie.
The flash itself was average throughout.
It's a shame there is no final movie though...