j00bie's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Seizure Moutain]

Wtf!

This looks like something a five year old did on Microsoft Paint.
This is so bad it's not even funny.
This is pure terribleness.
I dislike it with a passion.

[Jug punch]

hah!

I dont see why this was protected... it wasnt entertaining/fun/anything!
Just click the boobs a few times and then REPLAY?
There was no humour in this at all, it just wasn't funny.

[Neighborhood:rollerskates]

Que?

The voices in this I wouldnt even consider audible,
There are some poor graphics and shit animation, and no plot line at all!
No violence/humour or anything!
Nothing funny about it, though I couldnt hear it in the first place, even if I wanted to.
Im not sure if this was worth it.

[The lesser species]

Pretty good

This is a very enjoyable movie, I thought that the sticks were decent enough, with some cool lightning effects.
The Super Metroid music fit very well.
There is some good violence, and if that was an easter egg at the end, the strawberry clock bit was funny.
I like, I like.

[Svd by bell in a nutshell]

accurate.

This here, is pretty funny stuff!
I thought that the graphics and sound weren't too great, in fact it wasn't that good at all!
The reason I liked this, was because it made me laugh in places, and that's a definate good thing.
It just needs a bit of tidying up, and it'll be enjoyable for sure!

[Bar talk]

too quiet.

It;s pretty decent, but I think that the sound was much too quiet, and it was very difficult to understand what the two guys were saying throughout the whole thing! I didnt like that.
Due to the lack of clarity, any jokes or anything that was said, wasnt at it's full understanding/potential.
Since the movie is just a sound clip, with minimal animation, that's quite a serious drawback to the flash.

Disliked in every aspect.

[BEER DEATH]

Funny stuff!

The red sticks dumbassness is pretty funny.
The random music helped the flash out a bit, and the chase scene was pretty funny.
The graphics were pretty well below average, with some basic animation and backdrops.
The ending was pretty poor, I think that it would have been funnier and more ironic the guy got shot though, lol.

Good stuff, nice job!

[That guy can break?]

Short and repetitive.

The animation was alright... decent enough...., I thought that the House of Pain sound clip fitted into the movie alright.
The animation was very short... and it looped on forever (I think... i didnt watch it that long, heh.)
Though, it didn't look like it was too bad, but after about ten seconds of flash work, we'd already have seen it about four times.

[Skateboard'n Advanced]

Short and boring

The skater simply does a nosegrind (very slowly), then he does a flip grabbing onto something above the ramp.
Then he celebrates, then he gets hit by another skater who then shoots himself.
It's dull, short, boring and very random and uncreative in all aspects.