j00bie's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Roll Out teh Barrel]

Good enough...

This is just the usual random clock type of flash.
This here was much too short, yet at the same time, pretty funny!
Pretty good sounds, and come pretty fun/crazy animation!
It really made me laugh, which is definately good enough to get a 7/10 from me!!

[It's a can.]

IT'S A CAN!!!

Well, it's an accurate title.
It's a can, being crushed and uncrushed, repeatedly, with some random, quiet, sound in the background.

It was decent for what it is... but as an overall flash. The quality of it is ridiculously, stupendosly, super-duperly low.

[The Beginning]

This is bad.

By the looks of things, it doesnt look like thisll ever be coming... but maybe it's a good thing, this was terrible.
It's a decent trailer, with some alright graphics and animation.
Too bad everything else is terrible, and it's much too short, and ends so suddenly.

[Cry For Help]

Terrible.

When you admit too yourself that it's bad, you know nit is!
The transforming thingy wasn't shitacular, but it wasn't too good either.
Though, that's all the movie was.
There's room for improvement... but that's about all I can say about it.

[qweenie & the bin]

amusing.

Hah!
It's got both the Queen, and Bin Laden... what a unique combination!
I think the Looney Toons quotes are pretty funny!
Though I think this is a bit short, I thought it was quite funny!
I liked Bush at the end, I thought that was cool.

[Wolves by the River]

Good short.

I guess this is pretty good.
The drawing is near-excellent, and the attention to detail is superbly done!
I think that this is pretty good to look at, but it does get boring in time...
I really like the way that the moon moves with the mouse in the preloader.
You should try making a short movie with a story with this basis of flash, and im sure that it would be great!

[YAAFM 9: Michael Moore]

Good stuff!

Though I don't agree with you on every point, i find that the majority of the stuff you said was correct.
For all those guys giving you 0 for blasting Michael Moore, what could you expect from extremists?
They won't give you a chance! HAH!
The more they scream the larger your fan base will grow, odd how Michael Moore supporters know so little about business.
Being an anti-bush, I rate this movie highly.
Based on Political stand-point, not the quality of the flash. heh.

[A Simple Short]

Basic

This flash looked somewhat alright, it had some pretty good sound effects, and I thought that the moving light effect at the end of the flash was VERY cool lookin'!
BUT, when i look at it this way, when you did that light increasing and decreasing thing... you didn't need to do any animation of your own... you simply showed several different stills from a sword fight.
It's kind of a 'cheap' way of animating... it's not necessarily bad..., but it COULD have been better if there was an actual fight going on.
Oh well, it's not bad... it's just not good either.

[Quincy - Teaser]

Not too good.

I really didn't get this at all.
This is simply a character floating around, it's just so... awful!
The music in the background was terrible, I did not like it on it's own, in this... it's even worse.
This is pointless, lame, and very boring.
a 'teaser'!? By the looks of things, I dont think thisll ever be coming out... judging by the Origin of this movie.
Maybe thats a good thing though.

[Empire State Building]

Good 3d

This is a nice use of 3D, I liked the look of the building... while it was zooming in and out.... I thought it looked pretty cool!
Too bad thats all it is... If it was in an actual movie, i'd definately rate this higher.