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[Resurgence]

Cool clock animation

This is a pretty enjoyable short short animation, there's a nice idea and concept behind it, and I thought it was funny.
It's not too short, or too long, and I think that it all came together smoothly.
Smoothly, not as in the animation, I feel that could have used a bit more work.
All and all, I liked it... nice job!

[imp episode 19]

Piffle...

Well, As you may have recognized, It was only about a week ago when I reviewed your entire series...
Now this comes out, expecting some of the same quality stuff, and am disappointed.
I actually yawned while watching this, and it's only 5:30PM!
I was loaded with boredom watching this!
A highly anticipated movie in my books, is now nothing but a pile of crap.
This wasnt near funny as other works of yours, and I must say... the sound quality was still pretty low.
Oh well, it's passable thats for sure, I just didnt really like this one too much.

RogerregoRRoger responds:

eh? well it was low on violence, sure.That would be the reason then i guess.
And the sound should be better, it's 32 kb now instead of 24..Meh, altough some voiceactors were to loud/quiet..Meh, ah well..

[Tier]

Great work pox!!!

Not only is this one of the best Rammstein songs out there, but there was an EXCELLENT video behind it!
Though somewhat irrelvant to everything possible, just watching it made me orgasim.
The graphic intensity, along with some of the smoothest animation ive seen in a while, will create something that is so unbelievable to look at, that it should be award worthy!
I gave this a 5, not because I know you from the BBS fairly well, but because that is what this deserves damn it!
Excellent job on this pox! Must have taken you a while to perfect this great video! It's currently playing in the background again, because I couldn't resist hitting the replay button... I'd say this is favourites worthy...
As a matter of fact, it is! I just popped it in there! Excellent work!

poxpower responds:

thanks dood. There isn't that much work in there actualy. Like a week's worth I'd say. About 30 hours or somethin'. Yeah just couldn't make it make any sense. Who cares.

[(2004) Spiderman!!!]

Heh.. Not one of the best...

This one didnt make me laugh nearly as much as previous works, but it was kind of funny.
With the mummy, and the gun, and the imposter may jane, and the horribleness of you singing. It was decently funny.
Just another Knox Claymation, pretty funny, but definately not one of the best (as already said in authors comments).
Heh, oh well.. it was worthy of a 4/5 to say the least. So for that, I give you a 4/5.! Nice job!

Knox responds:

HEHEE

[Heroes of Nintendo]

One of the best of it's kind.

Now, I think you already know that this doesnt match Randy Solem (VGDC) or any other 'big' Video game sprite movie makers flashs.
But what I thought you should know, is that this is the best 'amateur' Video Game Parody I have ever seen!
There were plenty of fights that led on to newer, cooler characters, and they all looked so cool!
Samus saving Mario was obvious as to who it was who saved him the moment the 'chord' dropped.
But Megaman's entrance at the end was the coolest of them all!
All the fights were great! From Mario/Luigi/Link/Kirby fighting those Football guys from Super Mario World (SNES), to just Mario fighting the flying Tomatoes and Big Boo.
The coolest one, was Kirby and Link fighting off all the ghosts in the super star.
The effects of the pyramid blowing up was kind of cool as well!
All and all, this is the best Video Game parody that ive seen (excluding 'big' names in the VG parodies). and for that, Great Job! a 5/5 for you!

ZyneXx responds:

Thank you very much! I will make a sequell ofcourse. Watch megaman fight the evil boo. Glad you liked it!
godbless.

[The Road]

Needs work

To be completely honest, I am pretty surprised that something this low of quality blammed.
I mean, like... you've got the animating skills, I liked the backdrop and all.
The man which was walking looked very realistic.
Unfortunately, that's all there was!
There was no story, sounds, violence, humour, ANYTHING!
It's just an animation loop... it should be put into an actual flash, put into more use there... this is just boring repetitive crap.

[mad fight]

Good Stick Fight.

Wow, this has got to be the first Stick Fight with all of Limp Bizkit, Walls of Jericho, and a Pile Driver. Good stuff.
THOUGH, besides that... it's complete shit!
The skills of everything was well below average, and when you are given the amount of average stick fights out there...this puts the quality of this one WAYYY behind. That's unfortunate.

[light ball]

Why!!!!?

I guess this is a decent enough animation, though I think it's the sort of thing that a screensaver looks like.
This is NOT a flash animation.
This wasn't supposed to be funny/violent/entertaining in any which way whatsoever.
It got boring very quickly.
I really don't know what to say about it, it's utter crap. Craptacular at it's finest.

[Elmo]

Fun stuff!

HAH! I really Guess that baby didn't particularly like Elmo's song too much!
I guess this was pretty cool, also fairly short, with a factor of extremely high violence.
Not just any violence, but comical violence! A 2for1! =D.
I dont know what the hell that chicken was doing at the end though, except making me laugh I guess.
A quickie, funny animation, nice job.

[My car is an automobile!!]

Random, and it sucks.

This here, is a collection of pretty crappily drawn stick figures, with shapes that appear to have only taken about two seconds to make.
Along with a couple of imported .gif's, and some shitacular random sound clips to go with it.
This is definately a crazy, weird, rrelevant to anything type of flash... and it's pure, utter, crap.
I don't see how in the hell this possibly got a size of 500K.
This is much too shitty in all aspects.