j00bie's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Everything Mushrooms!]

Terrible!

This here is simply an obsession of certain food stuff, nameably mushrooms...
It's extremely craptacular, in every single aspect.
It's simply a load of stills, zooming in...
Shitty sound as well.
This is clearly edited after judgment, nothing this brutal could possibly have passed.
Simply terrible, pure rubbish.

[freedmen's last smoke]

Random violence

Some guys head explodes, whoopdeedo!
Nothing happens afterwards!
I thought that drawing was decent, but this movie is very short, and extremely pointless.
It has next to no plot at all, and it only lasts a maximum of three seconds.
Very poor effort. Very poor flash. Very poor score.

[Master Card Loves you]

Obvious joke

Wow, a 'priceless' joke with a name like that?
YOURE KIDDING!!!</sarcasim>.
Heh, it WAS very obvious as to what was going to happen, making the ending less funny than it could have potentially been.
Besides that, I didnt think that it was too bad.
Though i thought that the sounds were unclear, It was still alright..
The graphics were mainly stills, which is a skill that CAN work at times... but it failed this attempt.
Meh, oh well... it was funny, it's just that the name of the flash gave away what was going to happen.

[Scabieshit's 1st NG toon]

Funny stuff!

HAH! Great job on this!
There's definately some potential here, you should just keep on making this sort of thing!
I didn't think that the sounds were too great, I honestly thought that the speech was very unclear, making it difficult to understand. You should try to improve that.
The graphics on the other hand, were simply great!, though, there wasn't alot of animation happening, the artwork was pretty good!
The ending was funny, thats a plus! All in all, It's good... but EXCELLENT for a first! Keep it up~!

[scampi]

Good humour!

This here, is the sort of thing that I have come around to start to expect from you.
As others have already said, this flash was pretty funny (as usual, and very bizarre!
I'm not entirely sure what you had in mind by calling the movie 'scampi', but what the hey! I liked it!

[Metroid spoof]

Decent spoof

This is a decnet sprite spoof, though it's pretty unoriginal.
It had some very basic graphics, with only a few sound effects.
There isn't much of a plot to this flash either, but it's alright.
The flash was pretty good through and through, though I dont think the Green Day track at the end was neccesary.
Meh, oh well! An earned 3/5, though I AM being a bit generous.

[MARIO vs plane]

Poor short

This wasn't funny at all, and the graphics were near being utter crap.
Also, the sounds were pretty poor, and the violence was much much too basic and simple for my liking, maybe i'm just being picky though =O.
This is just a terrible movie, disliked muchly.
a 3/10 is being generous.

[Mario & Flag Pole]

Good parody

The title gives away everything that happens.
It's predictable, but very funny when the stunt happens, heh.
Nice job on that! Somewhat original, and pretty funny! too! Replay worthy that's for sure!

[Banana's Switch]

Quick laugh

This is pretty short, but funny.
There's not much more that you can really ask for from one of these types of movies.
I really liked the music, it fitted in nicely.
The ending was pretty cool as well.
The graphics were pretty decne.
Not much else I can say about this, except nice job!

[Kirby]

Interesting spoof

Kirby on dope.
Original, but very lame at the same time.
It's a somewhat interesting concept, though I think that it's a shame that the flash wasn't near good enough to be replayable/recommendable.
Due to it being fairly boring.
The absense of sound is the main thing as to what bored me.