j00bie's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Christmas Dressup!]

Sub-Par

Best element was the sound really.

You needed to have a lot more options as well.

It's not that good of a dressup to be honest, I'm not even a dressup fan, and If i think one is bad, I think it's really bad. Lucky you even get a 5/10.

Drawings were average looking.

The intro screen looked nice though, one of the best parts of this.

[Slap the Whore (GAME)]

Good

Not bad at all, it's violent, with some decent graphics and sounds, it's also pretty funny and interactive too!
It could have done even better with a few more options, but it's fairly enjoyable for a while.

Good job!

[Revenge on Brazil Soccer]

Great!

Excellent for a quick laugh, some quick Brazilian-bashing fun.
I've not the slighest idea why this is rated so low, it's simple and easy to play, AND it's pretty funny.

You get my 5!

[Dubbz Space Invaders]

Oh boy! Space Invaders!</sarcasim>

Another classic arcade game that looks like it's been taken straight off Flashkit and put on here with minimum modifications.

It was good the first time, alright the second time, but after the third through the several hundred times, this had been utterly boring

I bet if you were to get a dog, you would name him "Captain No-Creativity" :D.

Seriously though, be more original.

[Dress Up Joel!]

Alright.

A decent skate flick.
It's not bad, the music is ok ( forget the song name >:( ) and the animation is pretty good, if slow at times.

You might want to add some backgrounds to make it look a bit less empty, but this is certainly passable.

[Dennis Hopper Soundboard]

Good soundboard.

A very large selection of Speed clips here, plenty of fun to be had.

Good job! Not much else to say about it really, one of the best soundboards I've ever seen.

Not a fan of soundboards, but this was pretty good.
Prank call worthy :D.

[Huntin For Bigfoot]

Lol@Bigfoot

What are you going to do now that the whole bigfoot secret has been exposed?
A very fun game, no doubt about it.

Great Stuff!

[the classroom]

Great!

A nice, original game idea, that fourth level is an absolute bitch to complete! A very simple premise, but with games those are usually the best. I'd say it gets too difficult too quickly if anything, there needed to be a better difficulty curve between levels 3 and 4. Graphics and sounds are functional. It's one people will come back to... but once completed, I don't know. Good fun, nice job.

[USS Enterprise Two]

Great!

The normal snake has been done to death, now the variant "radial snake" is going that way too. Some slight variation with the bonus point balls (although the idea is taken straight off a mobile phone) but this has been done before. Try something original next time!

JeremyLokken responds:

WRONG GAME! KEEP TRACK OF YOUR WINDOWS!

[Mini RC Derby (24k)]

Average at best.

Could have been better, the game plays alright, but it gets real boring, real fast.
Would have been better if the object was to crash into the other cars, that would be more fun.
Graphics and sounds were functional if average. For less than 30K it's very good.