j00bie's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[SS - Ultimate Quiz]

wow

i got 100 per cent i totally didnt expect that (i had to guess on the glock truffle clock one though :()

MushroomT responds:

co author

[Overrun II]

holy shit son

well denvish, this stuff is much better then the original, which already had some bloody high standards. the game is more asethetically pleasing, the audio is better. All the graphics are amazing. and, of course. its friggen addictive and hella fun. Well, i was planning on doing the afternoon doing homework or something productive... but it looks like i have a new flash game to kill off the rest of the day.
Awesome work.

Denvish responds:

HI! SORRY ABOUT RUINING YOUR DAY!!! OMGOMGOMGOMG. Cheers man...

[Newgrounds SIM v 1.2]

heh.

well, its a fun game. though the music is friggen annoying and repetitive. i know its the old theme song on the site and all, but it'd been nice if there was a mute function.

Anyways, i think that basing if you get to be a mod/admin based off stats is kinda stupid. sure, you get to earn "cool points" in the game, but i think ive spent way too much time into my real profile... and instead of earning anything which you say you can in the game.. i just get swamped with bannings and such.

oh well, the game is fun... i tried to do Ozcar's method of "being a huge post whore" to get modded, but i ended up getting banned for it.. heh..

well, it's a good game for sure.. but the score is WAY to high. Sure, this game deserves a portal award for sure, but 4.48 is INSANELY high for something so... simple gameplay wise.

Afro-Ninja responds:

Are you kidding me dude? Click the SPEAKER icon in the lower right hand corner of the game

[_ULTIMATE TUTORIAL 2_]

heh...

This a damn good tutorial... but... lets see where I can find stuff where you went wrong >B)

First off, with the Cursor button, if you keep clicking, eventually your cursor will simply be invisible >B(, that kinda sucks.
and the music should loop in my opinion.
On the Blam/Protect, you put Brigadier General as 1950, when it should really be 19500.
The Silver whistle, about 10 or 20 is about right, but the Gold whistle.. you said its about 30...
There are way too many people who have flagged HUNDREDS (even thousands) of reviews in their time, and they dont even have a gold.. 30 is really super inacurrate.
The Review Crew pick isnt chosen by Tom and Wade, it is simply based on who has the highest review score at the end of the week (minimum 10 reviews).
And Underdog should be Lowest score to Highest Review score ratio, not simply 'biggest difference'. Otherwise, a movie with a score of 4.00/5.00 but with a 1.00/10.00 review score would win Underdog, which just wouldnt be right.
The Batting average always varies, pending on the top batting average. The current A+ is a 3.58... but the other numbers are about right.

Besides that, the other tutorials all seem fairly helpful, though its not anything i didnt know before... but I was thinking of using Swift 3d in the near future, so your tutorial for that better not fave any flaws 8-P

GAMECUBICLE responds:

I already fixed those bugs, but newgrounds says that Tom and Wade firdt have to accept update files.

[Ghost Motel 11]

Voted 0 without watching.

Good sir Xwaynecolt messaged me telling me that the super swell Ghost Motel 11 was out. and indeed it is super swell. Though I had to skip Scene 3 completely because my space bar is a sticky little hoe and i couldnt button mash my way past that part.
I beat scene 2 with only about 4 or 5 clicks of the mouse, i guess that was pure luck though.
I didnt see any improvement in graphics, but the game remains the same, fun way as it was meant to be.
I cant ask for anymore, or anyless, it was enjoyable, if a bit short =\.
I 5ed it B)

Violet-AIM responds:

Glad you liked it jOObie. I guess it is about the same as usual.

[Chrono Trigger FF Demo]

Greatness

Despite the long intro to the game, this is a very fun game indeed. I beat the game 4 times... the fourth time I was able to run and keep pressing UP to attack (not spacebar) and never stop running, and I would make it to the end and win...
Though I lost alot of health, I didnt end up having to face a boss, so it didnt bother me about that...
Im sure it'll be much harder with the boss in the full game B-)

Hawt shit.

DAIRYDOG responds:

THX SIER

[***CYSTIA!***]

lmao.

I hope to god this passes.
9 and a half minutes isnt enough time, this must be longer!
Make a sequel! I demand it!

IsOnFire responds:

A sequel? Geez, okay.

[Zombie killer]

Meh.

One of the most overused flash sound loops from flashkit (which you didnt even credit I see), as well as basic graphics, basic gameplay, and basic... well... everything.
3.28/5.00 is over-rated in my opinion, but dont get me wrong, it's still a challenging, fun, game... it's just to easy, and the gun should hold more then 3 bullets :\.
5 bullets would be swell. but, it's not bad, good job.

FelleAndersson responds:

I had 7 bullets before. But then It got VERY easy. And why does always people complain about the bullets? I've seen things on the front page that only have three bullets. This isn't suppose to be a realistic game. Just an fun game to play when you're bored. Man.. what is it with people?=S

[WinFlash 1.0]

yayayay

I played this when it came out, before I knew that you were some guy who decided to make an account and never deposit.
-Fact, you get angry whenever I bring up the fact that you could be, what, level 20-21 now? Oh well, youre level 11 sure is swell.
-Fact, this thing has tons of features, but Im just going to pretend that I didnt use them and complain about how crappy this flash is.
-Fact, Im reviewing this flash in attempts to get an abusive, un-witty response from the author who I know <3s me so much.
What a swell Windows emulator that uses IE instead of firefox.

I gave you a 10/10 so you wont cry yourself to sleep tonight.
There's a major lack of explosions >:(

ShittyKitty responds:

OMG OMG OMG

Loser Canadian. I'm gonna mark your review abusive, just to spite you.

heh heh

[R-Shot! 3D Shooting Range]

Eh?

This game gets boring after some time, not a short time, but it does get repetitive quite easily.
It's ok, it's not bad... it's just a shooting range, not bad...
Judging by the previous review and previous response... you just swiped this from flashkit, shame on you sir.

Zerg-Ruler responds:

Meh... i didn't swipe anything from flashkit. if you read other responses from one of my other peices of work i explain why the confusion is made. All of this IS MY WORK.