j00bie's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Squigly Fish Racer v1.0]

This is cool!

Surprisingly good and addictive, I didn't want to quit until I'd beaten the computer.

Very simple, but bags of fun. Loved the old school sound effects.

The simplest games are always the best!

Great work!

[Divine Intervention pt. 1]

Incredible!

As far as side scrolling shooters go, this is one of the very best. Challenging, loads of weapons and enemies, good controls, nice sound effects and graphics. It's almost perfect.

This game is so violent, it's almost too bloody!

hah, thats impossible.

[Alien Lander add-on]

Not bad.

It's a bit hard, I got past the first screen, but then I got killed going for the fuel on the second screen, and that was on about my fourth attempt.
Anyways, it's a good lander game, worth playing a bunch of times if you have the patience, it's got a lot of replay value.

Worth coming back too.

Goatchrist responds:

thanks dude, you should just keep trying :P

[3d virtua shooter]

needs work

It's not that great, it definately needs sounds, more varied action, more difficulty...

I'm sure you can think of many ways to improve it.

At the moment it's just a point and click game, real boring and real repetitive.

[Seinfeld Sound Board]

Ok...

Not great, this has a fair selection of sounds but none of them were really funny, which in a soundboard is a big... big... mistage.

Not much else was good either. Passable, but poor at best.

[Uniwar LC]

Great shooter!

Wow, that was very good.
Rather reminiscent of Starfox.
Great graphics, cool music and extremely frantic action, I did find myself clicking off screen a few times though, but thats irrelevant.
The boss fight was good. I suspect a lot of people will find this quite tricky, I'd more or less got the hang of it but still just died as the boss was about to die.
Still, it's great fun and a good flash work.

[Ralph W. Soundboard]

Decent soundboard!

The sounds needed a little bit of work, the volume was alrigh, but you've got most of the good Ralph quotes in there.

Still needs more of them, hes the greatest!

[Customer Service]

Great!

I remember this from when it was released but only just got round to viewing it again.

It's a good, fun, and interactive game, not as good as The Suspicious Cop, but fun nevertheless.

Still looks good, even by todays standards!

[Great Action Cop]

Great!

This is looking very good.

It would be better if the enemies had a gun shooting sound, and if they appeared in more random places, and some weapons upgrades would be ideal. You need to add health and lives as well.

Hopefully you can incorporate all these things into a multi-level game with bosses and that, but this is impressive so far.

[Johnny Rocketfingers]

Great!

Holy shit man this is good!
This was really a work of genius!
Every thing about it i loved!
This was simply, in...credible!
keep on makin these!!
Congrats on the Console announcement!