j00bie's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Bjortt]

Alright.

Slightly original, but it quickly becomes boring.
The sound isn't too bad, neither are the graphics. It's all decent, there's just nothing that sticks out as being particularly good.
Fun for a minute or two, but then that's it.

[Classic Video Poker]

Better then last time I played this!

I'd say this is the best video poker game I've played on Newgrounds.
It looks very nice and has very good sounds.

I saw this a long time ago, but Random Portal entry just came up with this!

And looky looky!
10k AND 100k buttons now! Something I didnt see last time!

A Great addition!

[1pt Perspective Tutorial]

Decent tutorial

Another good tutorial for people to use, the idea's somewhat obvious, but won't be known by some people.
You ought to change that sound, or at least have a mute button or SOMETHING! It was really annoying.

Anyways, great tutorial!

[Mad Ape Shit]

Needs sound!

This needs sound very badly, it seems incomplete without it.
Otherwise it's a pretty good remake of the old game with some nice graphical touches when you throw and hit.

A good laugh with two players, definitely.

Excellent work!

[Terroroids - Saddam owned]

Controls need fixing.

Jesus! Up should be forward!
I must have lost loads of lives because the controls are messed up massively.
That makes for a pretty poor version of Asteroids with major political figures instead of rocks.

Poor, poor, poor.

[virus bain]

Good idea, shit game.

I like the idea.
Shame the game was incredibly boring and simply poor in almost every aspect.
Bad sounds, minimal graphical skill, way too easy and simply, no fun to play.
Just click the Bains for about 30 seconds and that's it.
Not something to recommend or come back to, any portal surfers, dont waste your time.

[Championship Cock Fighter]

Good older game.

That's pretty good. Needs two players though, obviously, but it's certainly a different fighting game that works well, looks good and has some nice sound effects. An underrated entry, definitely.

[Snowman Present Catcher]

Dull.

It's not great, interesting for a minute and/or two, then it's just boring and sleep-through worthy.
Doesn't help that the scoring system doesn't work properly. Nice graphics, needed some sounds.

[Mr Flacit's Word Search]

Great work liljim!

Unfortunately, i can no longer use my ultimate wittyness and be able to say "Flash by liljim: -none-" in the BBS.

But wow, I can't believe this is your first flash! Unless Stamper did ALL the work, and just put you in there too, this is absoloutley mind-blowing!

For such a simple concept of a game, you managed to make it infinitely times better by adding in near perfect voices for the game, a catchy background song, and flawless graphics.

This is easily, going to get portal awards, and if it doesnt, just edit the score yourself!

I not finish off this review with major abuse, just for you :D
OMG! CHECK OUT MY FREEWEBS AND/OR OUTWAR WEBSITE, IT'S WAY BETTER THEN THIS! THERES BOOBS AND FLASH EVERYWHERE!
VISIT WW.OUTWAR.C0M/KIDDING! YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOU'RE MISSING OUT ON!!!</being noob></capslock>

Anyways, near flawless, super graphics, addictive game.
An Easy 5/5 and 10/10!
To sum it all up: Excellent work!

[the clock mafia ep.2]

Yea, cool

That right click play thing WAS pretty funny, I have to admit, but that was the only somewhat humourous part of this movie.
Other than that, this is just a bunch of pictures of all the levels.
Mildly useful I guess, but I dont feel it belongs on newgrounds for some apparent reason, not really a movie OR a game, I dont know what to call it.