j00bie's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Windoors]

Amusing

It's not that bad, but it's really been done better since this has been submitted, a LOONG time ago!
It's decent for a quick view I guess, considering origina as well.
Always good to have a windows parody, needs more options.

[Ping Pong 1P]

Decent pong

It's not bad, it could do with getting faster more quickly in time, as it's pretty boring initially... no redeeming qualities.
It's nothing I haven't seen before, but for 9K it's passable.

[Uniwar Level 2]

Good stuff!

I got pretty annoyed by that big flying robot guy that kept coming on and off the screen.
Like all Universal War games, it is VERY difficult, I wasn't able to make it to the end! Difficult!
I'll have to try again and see if I can. The energy bar is a great feature.
All, and all, this is a great flash! Classic indeed!

[Kill cute animals: Puppy]

Basic, but passable.

I really liked the preloader.
This is fairly basic in design, but it's decent nonetheless.
You shoot the puppy in different places, it's fun... I guess.
The puppy gets hurt in different places, as it should.
It does what it says, nothing more.

[Saheeb Safari]

Decent shooter.

Incredibly simple to play the game, but it works pretty damn well!
There's lots of multiple targets to play around with, along with some fine graphics and sounds to go with it!
It's always good fun for a short while, but it gets boring real fast!
The unoriginality of the game is affected by these aspects, and why I only give a 6/10.

[OMFGZ!]

Random stuff!

Not much to this flash at all, it's simply just a guy standing there, you simply click a button, and a noise occurs, and he gets killed by a flying pig.
That's it, it sucks!
The randomness of the violence, and the movie in general saves me from giving it any lower marks then it deserves, it's lame, but it made me laugh.
But that's all ill give you credit for.

[Guy 08 [Doorpick]]

Average.

This is definately better than a lot of similar animations i've seen around here on Newgrounds.
At least this one had a bit of interactivity in it though, and it didn't suck on every level, nor repetitve or sexual by any means, a real surprise! sort of...
Most things about it were simply average... every aspect, nothing spectacular, but nothing bad either.
The only notable flaw was that it was a bit on the short side, which held it's score back really.
The multiple endings is a great addition! Nice job!

[BJARNE]

BJARNE?

This is very crude, basic animation and violence in this flash, but it did the job nonetheless.
It's the lower-calibur side of average, but it isnt blammable....
It's worthy of a score in the low 2/5's.
Weird, but funny titlename! Decent considering its submission date.

[Snake II]

Needs help.

It's Snake.
That's it, it's the game you play on your cell phone when you've got nothing to do.
If you're playing this version, you can clearly find better things to do, like... well, ANYTHING!
A poor snake clone, though I dont see why anyone would want to play snake on a computer.

[Hitman2001]

Could be worse.

This is very poor, but it could have been a lot worse if you thought about it.
The second is only slightly better in comparison to the levels, you browse until you find the armed stickmanm it's simple, but if you're too slow... you die.
At least it has multiple difficulty levels, that's always a big bonus!
But overall, the flash was still poor.