j00bie's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Stick It!]

Sub-Par, even for sticks.

Not a great stick movie, the ending was terrible, and the sound quality was poor.
Though the animation wasn't too bad and the fight looked alright.
Shame the background was blan, otherwise I might have scored the graphics higher.

[Hungry Baby]

Not bad.

It's not brilliant, but it exceeds being just protectable.
The concept is OK and it looks alright. There's some nice sound effects and blood, it's a better than average short cartoons.

[Tom Vs. Wade]

Terrible.

I don't need to tell you just how bad this is.
This is simply taking some awful drawings, moving them about slightly very slowly and sticking some text on it.
This is simply terrible.

[Barnyard Shenanigans!]

Great!

A classic piece of Newgrounds humour, the best selection of random animal explosions there is and the greatest amount of blood seen in ages. Part three was definitely the best bit, although it's laugh out loud stuff from start to finish.

[Kong]

Great old submission!

I can't believe I've missed getting round to watching this for so long.
it's absolutely incredible. A fairly simple plotline, brought to life by stunningly atmospheric graphics, cool music and tons and tons of violence. It doesn't get a great deal better than this, even today.
A magnificent work of flash.

[Food Safety]

Nothing too good.

It's not bad, it doesn't look terrible, but still below average.
This has some OK sounds, and a half-decent storyline.
It's better in the second half, the beginning of the flash is a bit dull, gets MUCH better as it goes on.
Worth watching, but probably not if you hate sticks.

Not favourite or Vote 5 worthy, but its respectable. Good job.

[Squirrels Adventure]

No good.

Rather boring, with bad sounding sounds and poor animation. The backgrounds aren't bad, but you're going to have to come up with something a lot better than this to score higher, that's a given.
There needs to be more action and more stuff going on that's interesting.
This was just dull.
Typical, Portal jargon.

[The $20,000 Zig]

Good parody

Nice work, this was pretty funny, loved the complete confusion that was going on throughout the length of the movie. It looked good throughout, and the voices and other sounds were excellent. Superb!
A fairly crazy parody, something that should be watched and enjoyed by all.

Very Comical!

[Tengo Movie Trailer]

Terrible.

Trailers aren't good at any time, for any reason, anywhere, and this is a great example of an awful trailer.
Tarting from the badly looped music in the preloader which continued into the main movie is a perfect example of a shitacular trailer.
This tells you nothing about what the movie will be like, it has no content, humour, violence, anything!
Terrible graphics, in fact everything about it just plain... sucks!