j00bie's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Project Street Race Intro]

Good Preview

Shame it doesn't look like this is going to be completed, it's interesting as far as previews go, and looks like the final movie could have been pretty good.
Looks nice although there's no sounds.
It's a real shame this won't be finished.

[ReTox's Naughty Santa]

Needs more work

You say this was thrown together pretty quickly, and it shows.
The graphics are well below average, with very little actual animation, there's not much of a story and the voices are poor.
Not very good at all, unfunny, short, and no effort involved whatsoever.

[HD2k3]

good short!

Pretty good, it's short, but it's still worth watching, because it is enjoyable.
A crazy take on an old tale as you said.
Looks nice, and has some good animation with a fine soundtrack in the background.
For 200k you can't be disappointed.

Nice job!

SketchMichaels responds:

Thanks man, I appreciate the comments :D

[TST preview]

Looks good.

OK, this is looking to be a good movie.
Just make sure it doesn't just turn into a clock version of SFP (stick figure penalty), though that may be a good idea, just one to be shit on.
What it needs to have is some humour.

Needs plenty of deaths, and fairly long death sequences.
Nice job.

[C meets E]

Crap...

Simply having some semi-alright dance music doesn't make a good flash. Looping the same few pictures over and over again just looks like crap, and very repetitive. Boring stuff.

Lucky i even give you a 3/10.

[OMGs: Sword Shorts 1]

Average at best.

Looks and sounds average, there's no plot, it's short, but really, really dull.
Two people playing table tennis for about 20 seconds does not suit a quality, entertaining flash movie.
Especially seeing how that 20 seconds consists of the same couple of 2 second clips looped lots of times.

very repetitive, and very boring.
2/5 at best.

[Drive Bys Without Guns V2]

Same thing, better graphics.

After watching this one, i went to re-look at V1.
not too my surprise, they are practically the same thing. The same drive by's, the same names of them, same amount of frames, the only real difference that I noticed was the increased graphics.
Everything else was identical, except for the increased file size (which is still pretty small).

I also find it odd that the number of frames after the credits is '1337'.

Good job though.

justgeor responds:

yes, this wasnt a second episode, i only redid the first one, and one of the names is changed.. (number 3 changed from "the noogie" to "the back pat". and the frames thing is true, it was one hell of a lucky coincidence. and the reason the file size in this one is bigger, might be because of the graphic improvement, but also i didnt compress this one as much.

glad you liked it.

[Drive Bys Without Guns V1]

Graphically Challenged.

Quite an approach to annoying someone, i doubt it would EVER work in real life. It has a lot of potential, but the graphics were simply no-good.
The sound quality was alright, even considering the filesize.

Short load, low score, they compliment eachother.

Besides that, good job.

justgeor responds:

well, glad you liked it i guess... and this is a cartoon, its not real life.

[TmsT's "Frosty vs Rudolf"]

Parody paradise! WOW!

Great stuff,I lost track of how many different parodies there were in that.

Very comedic violence if a bit cheesy, and the ending was cool as well. Looks excellent and has very good sounds, one of the best seasonal flashes I've seen recently.

[A Modest Proposal]

Poor

It looks terrible, lasts about 10 seconds and has no story, I'd like to say I found it funny but I really can't.
Man eats baby, that's it. At least it has sound, colour and a loader.

at least there was SOME effort.