j00bie's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Eskimo Bob 7]

Good one!

Another decent episode, a simple gag, but funny.
Seal clubbing fun, it never goes wrong. Maybe lacking in length, seemed shorter than some of the others. Still better than average.

[Eskimo Bob 4]

Better then number 2

This one's a lot better than Eskimo Bob 2, it's funnier, looks and sounds better...
it's simply better.
The story's short and funny, and the walrus looked cool.
A good short cartoon.

[Eskimo Bob 2]

Not bad.

I think this is one thing that hasn't stood the test of time that well - it's not particularly funny, the graphics are nothing special and the sounds are OK except the burp which was annoying. Could have been worse.

[TOP 5 Difficults of Santa]

Great

A decent seasonal movie, numbers 4 and 5 were the best ones.
Though you really should have done them in reverse order from 5-1.
The music was great, although that scream was irritating.
Good drawings,it's nice to look at, that's for sure. Nice job.

[Merry f@$kin' christmas]

Good short

A hugely enjoyable short, the pissed Santa was great, and the graphical style and animation were very original.
Nice little story, good to see this has a good score.
Only small problem I found was the voices, which were good, but could have been a little bit better in a variety ofplaces. Excellent seasonal cartoon.

[789]

Old, but still good!

It's an old joke, and the flash is a little bit too short, but it's still a fairly funny joke.
Good drawing, decent sound quality,
Considering it's filesize, this is excellent!
Weighing in at only 34KB's.

[HNT: Abusive Reviews]

Hopefully this will help stop this shit.

A pretty good idea of how not to review.
I used to review pretty shitacularly, but then I was banned from reviewing, and they were deleted. I think I am not a pretty model reviewer now.
It's not too easy to review this, seeing as it's not a standard flash, thought It does have superb graphics, and nice sound quality. The originallity of this flash get's you extra points in Style!
This flash isn't that great, but it is very informative, though all it does is state the obvious.
Some funny images used, the one of knox (i think thats him) is a pretty funny pic, the ending picture of "dont be a noob" is pretty funny.
It could be better with some more animation, possibly even adding in some comic examples of noobish abusive reviews (actual ones found on the site), and maybe making it a bit longer.
A good view overall, you earned my 5/5 :D.

JujubeLock responds:

thank j00b, unfortunately I realized after the fact that I should have put in some reviews I have read :/

[Goamy]

After all of that complaining.

I think it would be hilarious if THIS made the front page.

Lol.

Great graphics, great sound, bad grammar, few spelling mistakes.

A point without a point, the voice needs to sound more like Foamy for this to be better.

Besides that, i think this was great.
I was hoping somebody would shit out one of these in the near future. Thanks!