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[Space_Invaders]

OMG! SPACE INVADERSSSSSSSSSSS

I havent seen this in a while!
Oh wait... I lied... it's the same thing over and over again...
Needs to be less random invaders movement, as well as needing sounds.
This shows no redeeming features... theres only about 10,000+ (No exaggeration) of these games out there...

[Zoltron]

Underrated

Wowzers! I liked this! An under-rated entry methinks!
I think that this game was very good, but you should add some more enemies... perhaps somepower ups, and maybe even a shop or two (or more!!!) where you can purchase upgrades after you're mission, or something fun along those lines.

2.60/5.00 = Underrated.

[dumbdraw]

Alright.

I didnt think that that was too bad.
I see some good art skills here and there.
So now Im looking forward to your next one I see.
The good looking heads on stick bodies was uniquely original.
I liked it, good job!

[Overrun]

Awesomeness at it's Amazingness-ness.

God damn it Denvish! This is one of the coolest games I have played in a long friggin' time! You have a nice lookin' score right there, that should boost you up a few more places in the top Batting Average List.
This deserves the award that I know it is going to receive, it is currently the only movie with a score in the 4s today, and it has the highest score of this week's submissions.
This game is definately award worthy, and it deserves top-notch marks.
Though I just realised that you have already update the flash, so it might not be elgible for awards, Im not sure, that may just be for turd of the week elgibilicity (which I know this wont receive).
Either way, I thought that this was very fun to play, and there's a wide selection of audio and it's relatively hard as well.
Much better then any of the Denvish proclaimed 'crap' I submit, but either way, if you check the users with you as their favourite author, I think you'll be in for a bit of a surprise =).

Excellent work you. =)

Denvish responds:

If they offer me ToTW, I'll throw it back at 'em. 8)
Didn't know it was the highest of the week : sure that'll change b4 Weds. I'd be happy with anything in today's top 5, anyway.
Did I say 'crap' about your submissions? I'm sorry, I was trying to push you in the direction of making Flash that desrves a highscore, not put you down. You have the power.... </ pretentiousness>
Happy that you liked the game anyway. Seems the updated difficulty settings make it more interesting, particularly on Panic.
Thanks for reviewing. Haven't seen you on Wi/Ht for a little while, are you otherwise occupied?

[HOW sticks arrive on NG?]

Too easy

This was too easy, I beat the game in about two minutes, oh well... At least there was a nice song, but maybe if there were more sound effects, I would've actually rated this higher.

Heh, 7's all around! Coincedental as well!

[how many kittens?]

Piffle.

This is pretty crappy, you just hit a button and the Same cat keeps on coming out...
The answer is 1, unless people are moronic enough to actually continue to hit the button.
This is simply rubbish.

[hobo-pongo-clock]

Alright.

Well, this had a liitle bit of some frame by frame goodness, but it's a bit too short for my liking...I think that it needs to be a bit longer though.

[Hit Ciro the kitten!]

Funny.

This was alright, though it was (as usual) kinda pointless. But at least I thought that it was a bit funny though, espescially the cat, funny stuff indeed! =)

[Disko baBBa 2]

Sub-Par.

Oh goodie, dancing stick people *rolls eyes*.
You get to choose the floor, wall, and dancers, and music settings as well, this would be better with more options, but it still boggles my mind that this has a 2.60 for score.

[a wrestling]

Alright.

Not too bad really! I mean, that it was a little too short of a game, though it surprisingly amused me enough to be worthy of a decent grade!
It was nothing great, but it was good nonetheless.