j00bie's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[rodney dangerfield sound]

R.I.P. A Comedic Legend.

This is a very suitable and yet neccesary 'tribute' to a comedic legend, I salute you for this. It has some great Rodney quotes, except the main one you are forgetting is 'At childbirth, I was so ugly that my doctor slapped my mother'.
The absense of that quote I feel makes this incomplete, except how can I not throw a 5/5 at a dead, comedic legend?
I give you this 10/10, and a 5/5, because I feel what you did simply had to be done.

[QuickDraw demo]

Fun!

Hardy Har har! I thought it was fun to shoot him in the nuts!
Though the graphics and sound quality is poor to none, the humour, violence, style, and interactivity all get higher grades for obvious reasons.
I look forward to seeing more work from you in the future.

[NG ranks/levels handbook]

Cool!

Wowies! I thought that that was really good stuff!
I found it surprisingly helpful if it were from a nooblets perspective.
I released something similar to this, but I set it up to deleteion due to low marks.
Not something I'd come back to, but its worth directing new people to indeed =)

Pilot-Doofy responds:

Thanks, coming from a legend like you its really an honor!

[Red Beard]

Fun!

This game is all around very nice! Probably one of my more favourite Miniclip games, despite your over-ration.
I guess it just has a different style to it than other games that Ive seen and played.

[Street skateboarding]

Pretty good!

I find that the controls are a bit to odd for my liking, an exmaple being for when you do grinds, that you have to press UP, and then ENTER, just to start a grind along using an arrow key!
Like that wasnt hassle enough as it is, but then in order for you to land it, you got to move your hand all the way over to the space bar!
All and all, besides the control trickery... the absense of sound is a bitch... but everything else is worthy enough to get a 4/5 from me! Nice job on that! ;)

[Cable Capers 2]

Unoriginal.

The idea of a flash work like this is VERY unorigional...
Youve pretty much simply made just another game that had been done hundreds of times.
I guess it does what it's supposed to, its just a simple 'kill all of the bad guys' kinda game.
It's not that bad to play, but I'd say it gets real boring real fast.

[Police Bike]

Review #3000!

Before I start to even review this movie, I would just like to state that this is my 3000th review! (well, more around 3100th seeing as Wade keeps on deleting submissions as of lately ;) ). But still, Quite a feat for me indeed!
Now I get onto the review, the preloader of this was very simple, did a nice quick text debreifing as the preloader, nothing to complain about at all!
The actual opening of this is pretty good lookin! with the reflection from the Police Mans glasses and everything, quite good looking indeed, the buildings all looked pretty good!
The fact that they were real people .gifs (I believe) is quite rare and interesting, and they were pretty good at loopin back and forth! (the animation, AND the sound they made 'hell no, we won't go!), greatness indeed! They're not cartoony so theres at least a BIT of realism to it all, heh... As for the game itself, I believe this is now a Newgrounds banner advertisement for websites, I believe ive seen it at mustywindows. It's a fun little game, though it is definately showing its age, it is definately a game that everybody should play at least once if they ever visit Newgrounds.
Even though I am extremely poor at this game, I still found it fun and entertaining! For a filesize like that, nobody can really complain about this at all! It's great! It's fun! No loading (for my broadband connection :)), and is all-around great little fun!
I appreciate everything youve done for the site you created Tom, keep up the excellent work (and release Alien Hominid SOON dang it!), har har har! Nice job!

TomFulp responds:

Thanks for picking me for your 3000th review, j00bie! Rock on!!!

[Devil's Triad]

Fun!

Just one minor complaint, I just really didn't like having my left hand on the arrow keys and my right on the mouse, (though it does bring back the days of Unreal Tournament ;)) then having to switch off to use the spacebar! it was irratating!
Besides that, it was a fun little game!
More fun then all the 'Shoot anything anywhere' games that get submitted everyday (though those bring back the days of Unreal Tournament ;)).
heh, nice work!

[Bush Royal Rampage]

Great!

I thought you already had a game out like this though, but oh well, more bush bashing means more fun!
This game was among the most fun and entertaining on Newgrounds. The only thing I would have changed, is the fact that you don't get enough different weapons... piffle... thats the only complaint of mine, nice job!

[The Lloyds:Memo-Re]

Alright.

I got a 14 on my first try!
Though I never was all that good at the original game anyways.
I think it was pretty good, but all the sounds were annoying... which was surprising... but not, considering I complained about the quality in every review I made! heh...
BAH! nonetheless, nice flash work, nice flash series =)