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[The McDonalds Game]

Cool!

But where the heckers is the full version when I want it!??
I mean, you've got the basis for a pretty damn good game shoved into here somewhere, but if you would only create the full version of this!
But sadly to say, judging by the origin of this, that isnt going to happen any time soon, if ever, which is too bad because I think that it would have been a damn good flash game!

[Chubeckos: Ghost attack]

Pretty good!

I think that this flash work could be made a bit better, if only you were to be making your guy take just a bit more lifestuff off when you are hit, or maybe if you were to have added a boss or something to it all.
I found that this game was a bit too easy for my liking, but as it is as it is, I think that it is a fairly decnet flash game! Nice job.

[waterworld demo]

Que?

This is no good at all, really nothing to do in this flash... All you do is you press the buttons in the correct order.
Not much fun at all, this review was more fun and interactive then the flash game itself!
Very poor at best.

[Tetris "Flash re-birth"]

Pretty good remake...

This really does recreate the original version pretty dang well, despite it's massive unoriginallity.
The only problems that I have about this, is that it takes a bit too long to remove lines!!!
There's no sound either.
All and all, it's a nice, solid remake of a classic game, along with some nice new level designs! Nice job!

[Last Defense [beta]]

Fix the sound!

What is here I thought looked pretty damn good, and I think that the final version would be much better, and most likely worthy of a WEEKLY award!
You need to fix the collision detection though, it wasnt working throughout.
Besides that one MINOR flaw, it's all looking damn good.
All but the sound, beause it got annoying REAL fast... hence the 2/10.
I liked it... I really did....
Too bad I dont think therell be an updated version, judging by the origin of this movie, unfortunately.

[Blast Your Enemies!]

Best short in a while!

Haha! I really liked that.
It was a nice and fast, frantic, actionpacked bucket of fun!
There were lots of different enemies to kill.
It's always good for a great challenge.
The only gripe to pick on about is it's slow to move... Fix that and the game will be worth a 9/10!

[NSG001: 4 Bats, 1 Ball]

Fair..

I thought that this was a nice and fair little fun game to play.
If I'm doing something wrong, that's my bad, but when I tried it, it seemed that it was much too slow, you really need to slow down a bit more...
There's not enough replay value to keep my attention anyway, so I dont think that it could have been much of a difference anyways.

AcidDimensions responds:

You're not 'getting' it.

The speed is the point. Have the bat moving quickly to the side whilst the ball hits it and the ball will speed up in that direction.

So you can keep the speed fairly high with a bit of skill.

[Hairy Bullet Pong]

Meh

Personally, i prefer your Asteroids remake... This is simply Pong.
There really is not too much else to say about it, besides that it's a pretty accurate Pong like game.
The Computers Artificial Intelligence seemed to work pretty good... That's all I can really say.

[Hairy Bullet Asteroids]

Solid.

This is a nice and solid conversion of a classic arcade game.
It sticks true to it in every aspect, and therefore, deserves great ratings.
Nice job on that!