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yayayaya!

Flaws:
Spelt Dancing Wrong.
Didnt Credit Me.
Didnt say that I was one of your supporters.

Pros: Everything else.

Well done.

Fun Fun Fun!

Great work on this game man! I thought that the effects weren't anything all around special, and the music kinda got repetitive, but I loved the gameplay, Certainly a new perspective on pong.
This is like pong on crack man i really like the gameplay... im just emphasizing my self, haha. Graphics were a little too cartoony for the style, but it was pretty good either way.

not bad.

I usually hate dressups, but this wasnt SO bad... I mean, there were some pretty good options, plus a good selection in music to boot with it.
I also liked the fact you had the voice announce what song was playing, something not used often, but CAN get annoying at times.
Anywyas, good job.

heh.

Excellent filesize for an excellent game.
It's the little things that make this game not up to it's full potential, such as there should be temporary upgrades for all the farmers gun, as well as he should be able to run and shoot.
Ah well, congrats on the weekly award!

yayayay

I played this when it came out, before I knew that you were some guy who decided to make an account and never deposit.
-Fact, you get angry whenever I bring up the fact that you could be, what, level 20-21 now? Oh well, youre level 11 sure is swell.
-Fact, this thing has tons of features, but Im just going to pretend that I didnt use them and complain about how crappy this flash is.
-Fact, Im reviewing this flash in attempts to get an abusive, un-witty response from the author who I know <3s me so much.
What a swell Windows emulator that uses IE instead of firefox.

I gave you a 10/10 so you wont cry yourself to sleep tonight.
There's a major lack of explosions >:(

ShittyKitty responds:

OMG OMG OMG

Loser Canadian. I'm gonna mark your review abusive, just to spite you.

heh heh

nice deaths!

Plenty of fun in this! I'd like to see more editions to this come up. more death, better graphics, colour and more distinguishable characters.
More deaths of course.
Nice award it bears here, I hope to see more material like this from you in the future! Nice work.

ha! nice.

I was just going to say how truly great this game is, but then, I found a glitch. If you go to exactly where the sperm appear and stay there, every time you kill a sperm a loop occurs where the sperm explodes over and over. Not really a glitch, but it's definately a method of 'cheating'. Good graphics though :D

BAHAHA!

Omg Im still laughing at that fucking Zelda Rap shit, ROFFLE.
That was the funniest thing Ive seen in a long time, omg what the fuck, lol!
All of those nintendo commercials, "Now youre playing with power", but what the fuck! they were amazed at the legend of zelda NES graphics, god damn that was hilarious rap what the fuck hahahahhahahahah, that was hhilariaous bahahas ending review now bahaha.

ha ha ha

Ive seen some of these before, but they were still pretty funny!
All of the movies look awesome, as well as being hilarious at the same time.
I always laugh at them, no matter how repetitive they end up getting, they always make me end up laughing in the end, nice job.

har har har

haha! I thought that the first, second, and fifth ones were the funniest of them all. It made me laugh.
Number 4 was simply strange, I think the dude got shot, but it's hard to tell... it was pretty good though! I liked it
The soccer stunt was pretty funny, it made me laugh pretty hard. Something I dont usually do watching flash, but this did it, so you get a nice, healthy, 10/10 in humour!

yowza

Age 36, Female

student, i guess.

Near Toronto

Joined on 4/17/03

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