j00bie's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[18 wheeler rampage]

Nice little game...

I found that there was one major flaw in this flash... while reversing, turning works in the opposite way to what it really should, you should fix that to make the game seem more realistic, and less confusing... it really was confusing!
Apart from that flaw... i guess that it is a pretty good game, and it deserves the score that it receiveed...

Tropicana responds:

The game sucks any ways it was poorly put together and was a mix of many tutorials.. I found I did some orignal coding... at the time I didnt really know what I was doing

[Space Mines]

Asteroids WOW!!

This is one of the better Asteroids clones I've seen on the site, but it is still massively unfun and unoriginal to play.
But I guess, given the number of classic arcade games out there all around, I guess it's still worth a 2/5...
A GENEROUS 2/5 at that as well!

[Killa Stick]

Mediocre at best.

This was a mediocre flash work at best!
I guess it's fun to play for a whole two and a half minutes.... then it becomes amazingly, brutally repetitive.
I think that it would be better if it had some improved graphics (nonstick maybe), and some different weapons and/or ammo limits.
It's too repetitive/easy as of now.

[video poker]

Solid game.

I thought that this was a fairly good video poker remake, it has some realistic sounds and visuals (realistic as in in comparison to most flashs similar to this which are utter crap).
I just don't think there there is much point to playing video poker really though... You either play poker, or you play slots.
BAH! Oh well, it's not that bad of flash I guess...

[Space Shooter]

Needs work...

You really need to simply change that amazingly annoying sound, it gets REAL annoying very quickly!! irritating!! >:(.
You might also want to try and reduce the number of times you can fire in a given time... seeing as this makes the game very easy to just create a massive wall...
It would also be better if you would move the start position.... that way, you can actually see your ship when it starts again.

[BANG!]

Boring very quickly

The basis of a good game i am positive that it is in here somewhere, but I think that the concept remains pretty unoriginal, on top of it getting very boring very fast.
If you were to make the improvements you suggest you might, it would be a lot better.
Unfortunately, judging by origin and everything... I highly doubt that'll happen.... tis a shame, oh well. It's good for what it is now.

[Flash MX tutorials 2]

OMG HELPFULLLL!!!1oneeleven!!!!1!11

OGM WOW!!!! TOOTUREALS!
But seriously... yea... it was good... and stuff....
Helpful to.... people... who want to learn flash MX... and if they need some..... tutorials.... of any kind..... I guess.... this.... would.... be.... one of the better.... entries.... to show them..... too.... if they.... ever need.... some..... help.... at all....

cool-penguin-0 responds:

thanks...man...I...really... liked... your... review.... keep... it.... up... dude...

[Windows XP Version 19.914]

hilariousness!

Oh, wow!
This is almost as if Bill Gates actually made it himself as some sort of lame, weird, yet imaginatively creative type of propaganda-like tool.
There's so much to do and look at in this one, this is MUCH MUCH better then most of these types of flashes that get submitted.
This one actually has stuff that keeps my interest for a while....
It's very funny! Im probably giving this the highest rating ive ever given to a flash this calibur...
Excellent parody! I loved it!

[Wacked: Run Jim Run!]

Nice platform game!

I liked this, I really did... I liked it a lot!
Though, I think that the collision detection was all-around poor throughout, but it was really messed up in specific places, too many to list...
The frayed wire room is the main example though.
Apart from that major flaw, I think that this was a pretty damned cool game! Nice job!

[PokéAssAssin: Kill'emDead]

Surprisingly good!!!!

I found that this game was pretty damn fun throughout! This was a pretty damn good all-around game!
It's a nice, short, fun game! Very fun!
The different difficulty leveles definately add something extra to the game it really needs, which is slowly becoming a rarity.
One of the better small filesized games Ive played in a long time, and for that, I thank and congratulate you!
Nice job!