j00bie's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[ultimate high speed racin]

Poor.

I thought that this was fairly poor, but it's definately passable nonetheless!
I guess that the graphics were passable but nothing that makes this even better...
The first thing that came to my attention about this game was the brutally (which actually makes it somewhat funny, hence the 1 in humour) collision detection! it was so poor!
If you were only to sort that out, then this might be worth to be playable.
Sort out the problem, and this will be alright, too bad judging by the old origin, thats not going to happen.. unfortunately.

[Haste Racer 1.0]

Nice little game..

This really does go to show that not all small file size movies are absoloute crap, because this was pretty dang good! And pretty fun to play as well!
I think that it could have been better though, if only you had to shoot things... heh, thats not too helpful... but I think it would help if you know what I mean... Sort of....
I also think that the music was a bit too annoying for my liking, but at least there was a mute button, thank god... thats slowly becoming a rarity.
All and all, a nice game... good job!

[Defend Your Castle !]

Amazing!

I like this game, it's easy enough to get into, but gets more complex as you carry on.
I wasn't sure why I was losing units, or why my archers were all going to the same tower (maybe I didn't get far enough into the game, only up to level 9 before I got bored).
However, after so long it does get rather repetitive, which isn't helped by a fairly slow difficulty curve in the early levels.
It's not bad, but there's certainly a lot of scope for improvement.
I loved it! Nice job!

[Ameriman-Shooter]

Weak..

This is a pretty poor effort in pretty much ever aspect of a flash.
I do not think that it was blam worthy, but it is pretty poor nonetheless.
There is nothing that hasn't been done in this, and it all has been done sp much better before, and even more so afterwards!
I think that it needs just a bit more work on it, and you might have a pretty good game here! But until then, this is pretty poor...
Sorry about that.

[HeliPilot]

Weak...

This game was so boring, it just bored me out completely very quickly, near immediately.
There is nothing to do in it whatsoever, it wasnt good at all!
I dont think it deserved not to be blammed, but there are no redeeming features or things to do in this! Very poor game. Disliked.

[U.N.Miner]

Not bad!

This simply isnt my style of flash game, unforunately for you... but it is still a good game none the less!
I thought that the game was decent enough, I guess... but I thought that it was unclear of what exactly what to do at times! It was rather confusing to tell the truth...
Though the graphics and sound were a bit below average, that wasnt the main feature... So I guess that this was a fair enough effort to achieve basic average marks.
Nice job on that!

[World Table Tennis 2.0]

Decent effort!

I liked this quite a bit!,though I didnt think that it wasn't absolutely perfect, though nothing ever is perfect, so perfection is flawed... or in this case, unperfection isnt.... sort of... This gets average marks, because it is an average movie.
The music was really annoying though, that is the main reason why this only gets a 5/10... If the music was better, it would be worthy of a 7/10 at best.

[RE: Dress-Up Demo]

Dress up...

Damn! Dress up games are incredibly boring!
Why does anyone bother to make these any more!!!? Espescially with an origin like that!
This is definately not passable by todays standards, very unoriginal and very boring...
This would be much better if you were to have actually put some effort into making something else that would actually be worthwhile to play!
This is brutal.

[Space Hunter]

Nice!

This is a very nice, short, fun game!
There is plenty of action to go around, and several things to do in it all!
There are several different amounts and types of different kinds of weapons, as well as different styled and quality and quantity of enemies!
I really liked it! Nice job on that!

[Duck Hunt v 2.423]

Faithful!

This is a fairly faithful reproduction of a game that everybody has played before!
A very nice backdrop to the game indeed, and it was indeed a very nice reproduction of the NES classic that we all love to refer to as Duck Hunt.

The only thing I would have to say about this is that if you were to have to be just a bit less precise of where you hit the ducks, because I found that I was clicking and missing a few times, and it wasnt that Im inaccurate, I know I was hitting them!
Bah! Oh well, I think that it would be even better if it didn't just repeat until you hit all 10 ducks as well.
Oh well, all in all, it's a very nice flashwork indeed, Nice job!