j00bie's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Breakdancing Sequence]

Needs sound!

This was very welly animated, really good graphics as well!
It had a funny little twist at the end of the flick, but thats what made this so much better then expected...
The one and only MAJOR HUGE FRIKKIN drawback, is the absense of sound, there are always more and more sound in movies as time goes on, so than most movies without sound become obsolete crap.
Just some funky beats in the background while he's breakdancing would have added half points to your score
Too short as well, nothing too harsh though...

[Breaking Sequence w/music]

Decent stuff!

I reviewed the other one before hand, and thought it was decent enough...
But now that you've got one with music in it, I thought that it was a MUCH better entry then previous.
The music chosen was pretty damned good, it really suited the movie quite well!
One of the more enjoyable older entries.

[Contra Insanity 3]

Decent.

I liked it!
This was quite amusing surprisingly!
Though, the sounds were pretty unclear at times, and the graphics weren't too great.
This is simple a good movie to watch, it's very fun to watch once, but it's not something that I would come back to watch again, it's noting special.

[Mario's Fall]

Great! Unexpected!

I wasn't expecting this to be very good, considering its poor score it has, but this is definately underrated, because I liked it!
This is surprisingly good!
Theres a choice of endings, with plenty of humour! Great stuff!
Johnny Cage was the main feature, next to the good sounding sound effects! I liked this! Great work!

gasthatsmells responds:

Thanks alot, glad to see a few people are actually watching my movies even if they are a little more then a year old. :)

[Godly Combo]

Decent.

Unoriginallity at it's finest... terrible!
It's another passable stick fight, but stick fights are just so lame and barely passable flash wise.
It was too short in comparison to most...
This was fairly well animated, and it looked fairly realistic (for a stick fight).
It's nothing in comparison to Xiao Xiao though. This is simply unoriginal.

[Yon jo]

Another stick fight..

This stick fight was nothing special, same old, same old.... it's nothing I haven't seen before, except, this time it's worse....
It's still average for a stick fight, but overall as a flash, it's poor.
Nothing in comparison to Xiao Xiao.
This is simply unoriginal, but it's not bad.... Nice work.

[Scrotum 3]

Better then 1 and 2 combined!

This is the best of the first three of the Scrotum series!
Though the first 2 are the first two flashes ever to be submitted to the portal, theyre likely to be viewed more.
But this is easily the best of em all! Noticable effort!
It still looks pretty damned good even by todays standards!
Excellent choice of music, along with a nice storyline to go with it all, Nice!

[Dress up game tutorial]

DOUBLE-U - TEE - EFF?????

Tutorials are all well and good and everything, but why the hell would you make one to show people how to make something as simple as dress-up games?
Theyre basic enough as is, making this flash near useless, and equally as shitacular as any dress-up game.
Very poor stuff.

[Crashing Into Zelda2]

Decent VG Short.

There was a decent enough variety in this flash! It was good!
There's plenty of good graphics in this, along with a great song, and storyline.... I liked it!
The music fitted the story pretty damned nicely, pretty good filesize as well!

[Scorpion's Day Off]

Decent VG Short.

Mortal Kombat, meets Duck Hunt. Definately major points shoved into style!
I didn't think it could be done, at least not very well, but this is simply a nice, short and simple, unique combination bucket of fun!
It's pretty fun to watch, though it's on the short side of things, the only notable flaw.