j00bie's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Bonzaii Bunny 1]

Great!

Awesome stuff you got goin there!
All graphics and animation were extermely high quality, and very well done!
Sound quality was very clear, hence, very good.
All sound effects were unique in their own special way
Overall, this was superb work!

Great job!

phredrawles responds:

Thanks muchly! Hopefully if enough people get a moment of happiness out of this, it'll erase some of that bad karma I've been brewing!

[Happy Washing Machine]

Too short.

Yes, definitely original, but I find it to be too short.
Pretty good graphics with some pretty good sounds. Longer would make this movie so much better (it usually does), the length is the one and only problem I found in this movie, so besides that.
Great Job!

Mr-Derp responds:

Techneon: again, yeah length is a large peoblem in this movie, but we wern't trying to make and epic here, just something quick and snappy.

thanks for the complements though.

[Satoshi And The Disk]

Poor stick movie.

This really, truly, is bad, it's much too short, not interesting, looks terrible, has sub-par music.
the fight isn't near long enough, there's nothing to recommend whatsoever.

Just a very, low quality, stick movie, i'm surprised this passed judgment, but i'll give you a 1/5 anyways.

Satoshiji responds:

Thank you for the constructive review. At least now I know what to work on..

[Elemental Short Fight]

Good graphics.

But it's an older style, that's for sure, I can't quite put my finger on it though.
I liked the graphics in this, they were very fluent and smooth.
It's a shame that they were wasted on a very unoriginal movie style, a simple short fight, rather repetitive to tell you the truth.
The fight wasn't that great, it kept switching from a simple slug fest to using fireballs and the what not, it was very random.
As a graphical test it works perfectly.
As a flash movie, it lacks in many departments.

MFR responds:

absolutely true.

[Super Mario Toads Rage 2]

lol, that was great!

The music was kinda funny, Good graphics, sound and all that mumbo jumbo, the part I thought was the most original was the opening segment saying stuff about the reviews left in the first one.

This was kinda cool, unique, the ending option of "why/how did Toad get so strong" was also kinda funny.

Great job! 5/5.

mchawking responds:

thank you!

[Possibly Serious Suicide]

Foamy lol

Wow, the filesize of this is rather large for what it is.
I can't see why though. The sound could have been a little clearer as well.

Anything Anti-Foamy gets a 5/5 from me.
Enjoyable, Funny, Good for a quick laugh, Nice job.

artificial responds:

The backrounds made it bigger, also the other images

thanks

[the first character]

Nice different flash,

A bit different to many movies on Newgrounds, but it still rocked.
Nice choice of Pumpkins track, some very good black and white graphics, they suited the movie particularly well.
Didn't make perfect sense, but it was still good to watch.

kospas responds:

thanks for the review. I like people who can enjoy a different flash, and give constructive critismsm

[ATP: The Christmas Crisis]

My opinion: Over rated

Dont get me wrong though, It's still pretty good!
Though I don't see wht this is rated so highly, apart from the fairly good graphics and animation, and occasional funny moments, it's pretty boring and doesn't make a huge amount of sense.
This flash needs some voices, but keep the subtitles.

At least add in SOME sounds.

despite the boringness of this. 4/5.

madarkwasp responds:

Yeah, sorry it bored ya. It was sort of an inside joke. Thanks for the view&review!

[Sticky Deaths!]

OK stick deaths.

Some decent stick deaths here, a few of which had some originality in them.
The first couple and last couple were the best ones, the ones in the middle were boring :\
Very hit and miss, you could improve the graphics a bit as well.

This was alright.

J-Smooth responds:

Thanks for the tips and the review :)

[HNT: Abusive Reviews]

Hopefully this will help stop this shit.

A pretty good idea of how not to review.
I used to review pretty shitacularly, but then I was banned from reviewing, and they were deleted. I think I am not a pretty model reviewer now.
It's not too easy to review this, seeing as it's not a standard flash, thought It does have superb graphics, and nice sound quality. The originallity of this flash get's you extra points in Style!
This flash isn't that great, but it is very informative, though all it does is state the obvious.
Some funny images used, the one of knox (i think thats him) is a pretty funny pic, the ending picture of "dont be a noob" is pretty funny.
It could be better with some more animation, possibly even adding in some comic examples of noobish abusive reviews (actual ones found on the site), and maybe making it a bit longer.
A good view overall, you earned my 5/5 :D.

JujubeLock responds:

thank j00b, unfortunately I realized after the fact that I should have put in some reviews I have read :/