j00bie's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Not A HNT: ClockDay 2k4]

Clock Day 2k4... Never forget.

Well, I can honestly/safely say that this isnt nearly as good as your "How Not To"'s. This was too... unanimated and... well, simply not as great as i was expecting/hoping it to be.
I mean, it WAS a decent 'movie', it just doesnt match your other works, and I'm sure you know that as well.
Liked the Song selection though, that's by far my favourite techno song.
Decent enough I guess, I gave it a 4/5.

JujubeLock responds:

Its clockmania up in here!!!!!!!!!!

jigga w00t jigga w00t huzzaH!!!!!!!!!!!

[BEDN: All Your Accounts]

For great justice...

LOL!
This thing tops the original AYB, I never thought I'd see a parody that can top the original, but this inside-inside-joke brang me a LOT of laughter.
So many photoshops of BEDN, too bad you didnt use any of mine (they all sucked anyways, heh), but this was still one of the funniest things I have seen in a LOOOONG Time.

Happy Clock Day!

DarkArchon responds:

Thanks j00bie! Happy Clock Day!

[A Bearly Tolerable Pun]

Not bad.

lol, this is a pretty good pun.
The drawings were nice, and the sounds sounded pretty damn good.
This is a pretty quick, funny flash, with some decent violence.

The filesize is the best part of this though, very good!

SmakGod responds:

Uhm, thanks. >_>

[(HNT) Avoiding the Flames]

Great summary of things.

This, is great stuff!
It's a useful flash to view for any newer BBS users. You should have had a direct link to the BBS Rules, where it now says 'BBS rules - G-Bot - read that - that means you, new people!'
Besides that one part missing, everything was pretty thorough, you should now make a new flash called 'how to flame people in the NG BBS'. That'd be funny.
But this is still very good nonetheless!

JujubeLock responds:

I am inexperienced in "how to" do anything lol

[(2003)Jacob II]

Entertaining.

You should try to do more of a Matrix effect with your Clay.
This was a great conclusion to a short series, but still funny nonetheless!

Entertaining to say the least. Great job!
Better then number 1 thats for sure.

Knox responds:

haha yeah..

[Goamy's Hate Mail]

Lol!

Me again, tis funny.
Your first one got flagged, thats retarded, hopefully this one doesnt.

My email is in it again! yay!
Great job!

Mepho-Sophilist responds:

thank you for your review

[Alive]

Amazing.

Absolutely amazing. One of the flashes that definitely deserves the Daily Feature, Possibly even This flash doesnt have any random stuff in it, and it isn't that funny or violent. But this just shows that great flashes, don't require those aspects to be successful.
Great graphics and sound quality, with a unique style indeed.
I loved this, possibly favourites worthy, but that's still debatable :\.
Great job!

AloneInTheDark responds:

Thanks for the review, i dont think its random either, life is just random!

[Flying Dream]

Not too good.

Not too great, i didn't like this much at all.

There's nothing really going on in the movie, just a bunch of short animations with some quiet music in the background.

This is massively lacking in storyline, but the drawings were nice. Besides that though, not too great!

Siard responds:

Thanks for your review:)

[NG Army News 1]

Excellent!

Great to finally see some quality work on the topic of Newgrounds, very informative of what's going on. Though the scroll bar at the bottom has gotten a little dated, and will continue to in time 'Final Fantasy A+ remains #1, LegendaryFrog fan boys weep'.
That alone gets a 10/10 in humour.

Pretty good graphics, and some partial-decent sound quality. Definately very good for it's filesize.
~X~'s commercial was pretty well done, one of the better parts of the flash.

I haven't visited the NG ARMY thread lately, I've only posted in it a couple times. I dont post there often enough for anybody to truly realise my absence though.

Anyways, nice job on everything! A great combined effort! A well-deserved 5/5!

TheNGArmy responds:

I'm glad you enjoyed the flash, NGA News 2 should come out this month. Expect more humor and the limits to be pushed further.

Thanks for the review!

[Ghost Motel 4 Outtakes]

Meh...

The outtakes were simply not funny enough.
the deleted scenes are deleted for a reason, so obviously... they werent that great.

There truly were no redeeming features of this flash.

But it's definately passable, just... not that great.

This doesnt deserve a score of 3.65/5.00.
I give this a 2/5.

Your other works are much better, but I guess this was all thrown together real quick.

Violet-AIM responds:

Okay that's fine, it's funny to some ppl and not funny to others. This was also a way for us to just comment on some things about ghost motel. Anyways thanks for the review jOObie and for watching this. :)