j00bie's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Magic Trick that works!!!]

well THAT wasnt predictable...

dude! i thought of my card and when it showed up it was GONE! HOLY SHIT! so were the other 5 cards! they magically changed into differentness!

errr, yea... kinda took to long with the procedure and the what not...

but howd you know i was going to get the free porn samples afterwards... soeaking of which, i have to end this review NOW! good job!

MakefunNotwar718 responds:

David Blane can do magic until his fingers turn into apple sauce while I predict pornaholics' next moves. =)

[(2004) RUBBER DUCKY!]

somewhat decently goodness...

reading all of the reviews that have been rating this movie as a 0, i would have to say that i slightly agree with them abit, but i also support all of the positive points that most of the overall 10's are saying.

you get 0's from people who all worship LF, and you get 0's from people who claim that you suck cock. i dont believe that, simply because most of those people who say that are immature 13 year olds, but the real 0's are saying that your jokes arent funny and your animation sucks.

that is where i agree with them, your jokes only get a small smile out of most people, your jokes arent laugh out loud funny. your animation isnt that excellent (its good though), but it is excellent comparing it too 95% of claymations.

other then that though, this movie is still good, so it deserves a good rating, so thats what ill give you.

nice job.

Knox responds:

nah,actually my jokes mostly get laugh out loud reactions..all the people ive shown my work to around here have laughed there asses off(people at school and crap) :P
thanks anyway ;)
hehe

[What an ASSHOLE!]

Finish Him!!!

well, this is the second update to your original movie im reviewing, and they do continue to improve each time.

i read some reviews saying that you should make this a series. if you were too, you should just do lots of little short flicks, like this one, rather then making it an actual "series".

the scene is kinda awesome, with the mortal kombatness (hence the one-line summary).

even better job then before, keep up the great work!

MakefunNotwar718 responds:

Thanks J00bie! Great review and look out for more short flicks like this one! ;)

[Final Acres]

niiiicee

that was a good movie, very funny, very nice to look at, it wasnt shit graphics, but it wasnt great graphics..
very funny, nice work!

gdog5 responds:

cool. thanks for the good words. this is a good forum to get honest opinions.

[F2]

whoa... nicee..

this is one of the better submissions i have seen in a long time for a first time submitter...

i liked this.. i hope that your flash skills improve while you continue this series.

nice job, keep it up!

BIG responds:

thanks

[The Ring: Clock Style II]

Clock Style "II"???

what ever happened to 1? whered you learn to count?

anyways, i liked the movie, buncha crazy stuff happenin, very well thought out, and very well done...

clocks will never die.. and i think thats a good thing..

great job! and i hope to see "III" in the future! :)

Zephret responds:

Err.. it's II as in VERSION II... there already a clock style ring parody on NG :)

[PNN: Pube News Network 2]

lol

this is some pretty funny shit..
the concept is pretty basic..
but i have a simple mind, so i find this hilarious..
great job!!!

CodeRedClock responds:

basic ideas go the furthest....cuz 3/4 of america is basic...

fact of the day lol