j00bie's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Super Mario: Toads Rage 5]

AGAIN! FUN!!! YAY!!!

This one is even better then all of your other additions to the flash movies man! Mario this time! That's awesome! The music in the background was great! The opening intro with Mario burning the house down was a great way to get a semi-plot line going opposed to the usual Toad slaughtering people. heh... either way, it's great!
The bloodshed was more 'realistic' then other times, Mario coming back to life with the green mushroom was funny, then the cracking of his bone shortly after, that effect was pretty cool.
The one button of interactivity wasnt neccesary, but it was decent I guess....
The ending of the stomping on the 'screen' was a great effect.
Excellent work! I gave it a 5/5!

mchawking responds:

Thank You! I try to keep them original and entertaining. I don't know how many of these I will end up making altogether, I guess as many as people want and still enjoy.

["8"]

8, not as good as 7.

Heh, the opening summary looks weird from my perspective, probably yours as well.
This movie, clearly wasnt worthy of a high mark, but for somereason, it has a higher rating (review wise) then your entry 7.
This one was even shorter then 7, and this had more (1 more=8) sound+animation to it!
I see the difference in origin though, 8 came before 7 (god this is confusing, heh), so that may explain the improvement from 7 to 8.
It's hard to pick which ones I liked the best in this one, they were all simply too short for me to really get an idea of what I wanted to rate it as, as an average.
Still, it's a quality flash, it's just not TOO great. Above average thats for sure.

SeizureDog responds:

Hehe, pretty obvious you got confused, as you messed up right after you made that comment ;) "so that may explain the improvement from 7 to 8". You mean improvement from 8 to 7 :P Anyways, as for the reason to why this one is so short. Well, you see, orginially I was just trying to make movies to the shortest songs I could find (LC's song was only 1 sec :P) Just as an interesting twist on things. Now I'm just going for short songs (and not SUPER short songs) Anyways, hopefully they'll start getting longer.

["7"]

7

Not only is it the name of the movie, but it's the overall rating I gave you...
Reasons as to, why it's ONLY a 7, opposed to an 8 or 9, is simply because it was too short.
What is on display, is pretty damn good graphically and animation wise, but there simply isnt enough to get to 'high' in the scores or ratings.
Personally, I thought that 'The Heavy' by Xiety was the best animated, and graphiced,
and 'Klastraphobia' by Cyberdevil was the coolest sounding of all, it just wasnt the best under my opinion as a whole.

All and all, it's just a simple infinite loop, with no plot or anything, but that's all it was meant to be, and for that... I say 'good job'.

SeizureDog responds:

j00bie! FINALLY you review! :D I have been expecting this for many a day...Anyways, I can't really argue too much with what you say (I agree really)

Obviously, you like lavagasm's style more than mine :P And yeah, Klastraphobia is probably one of CyberDevil's best works.

Well, thanks for finally taking the time to review j00bie! :)

[Stick Violence Shorts 2]

Good Frame by Frame

This is simply an above average stick fight, with some nicely animated frame by frame effects.
It was a bit too short though, the fight was over before anything really interesting/entertaining happened.
Add a couple more scenes on to this, and it will be a lot better!
You have the talent, just exploit it man!

Satoshiji responds:

Thanks, muchly!

[Wario: In Space]

Fun stuff.

It's a weak concept, but it's funny enough that it works pretty well, and it is quite funny!
The Wario animations are pretty good, the sounds aren't horrendous, but arent great.
It's simply a nice, simple, short, and it does what it says its suppose to. Good stuff!

DurianClock responds:

D.

[Why SBC should not drive]

Simple.

Not a great clock flash... this simply wasn't funny at all, it wasn't very well made, and it has very little in it to recommend.
A complete waste of time.

Phoenix741 responds:

a waste of time
The time it took ur parents to make ur sry ass was a waste of time.

[imp episode 19]

Piffle...

Well, As you may have recognized, It was only about a week ago when I reviewed your entire series...
Now this comes out, expecting some of the same quality stuff, and am disappointed.
I actually yawned while watching this, and it's only 5:30PM!
I was loaded with boredom watching this!
A highly anticipated movie in my books, is now nothing but a pile of crap.
This wasnt near funny as other works of yours, and I must say... the sound quality was still pretty low.
Oh well, it's passable thats for sure, I just didnt really like this one too much.

RogerregoRRoger responds:

eh? well it was low on violence, sure.That would be the reason then i guess.
And the sound should be better, it's 32 kb now instead of 24..Meh, altough some voiceactors were to loud/quiet..Meh, ah well..

[Tier]

Great work pox!!!

Not only is this one of the best Rammstein songs out there, but there was an EXCELLENT video behind it!
Though somewhat irrelvant to everything possible, just watching it made me orgasim.
The graphic intensity, along with some of the smoothest animation ive seen in a while, will create something that is so unbelievable to look at, that it should be award worthy!
I gave this a 5, not because I know you from the BBS fairly well, but because that is what this deserves damn it!
Excellent job on this pox! Must have taken you a while to perfect this great video! It's currently playing in the background again, because I couldn't resist hitting the replay button... I'd say this is favourites worthy...
As a matter of fact, it is! I just popped it in there! Excellent work!

poxpower responds:

thanks dood. There isn't that much work in there actualy. Like a week's worth I'd say. About 30 hours or somethin'. Yeah just couldn't make it make any sense. Who cares.