j00bie's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Mega Moronic Dare Devil]

Interesting.

I liked the story, It was pretty good I guess...
Though there was no sound (which was a major drawback), it all still seemed that everything else was alright.
A major lack in the grammer and spelling department though... that is also a drawback, learn how to spell ;).
I guess this was alright, espescially when you consider the old origin of this movie, it would probably do fairly well even by today's standards as well! Nice job!

exfuga responds:

I was like twelve, give me a break. roffel.

[Ningen]

Awesome!

This here, is a superb piece of work!
I want to see the ending to this movie as soon as possible!
Though, judging by the origin of this movie, I highly doubt that that will happen now... seeing as it was so long ago that this was made.
BAH! There were some amazing graphics, as well as some of the best animation that I've seen on the portal in a looong time!
There are definately some nice sounding sounds mixed into here as well!
I think that it probably would have been a bit better if you were to have showed us the whole thing in one flash....
But that would increase the file size, and lower your chance for multiple awards.
Unfortunately, I dont see any sequel to this, so I'll just rate this for what it is on it's own...
a 10/10... it was well worth it too! Excellent work!

Vermillion2 responds:

thanks for the comments, and ideas. The criticing people like you give are very inspiring. I would like to let you know that there is going to be part2, I've been working on it on and off for a while, but it should be finished by december 2004. thanx man

[Mario's Fall]

Great! Unexpected!

I wasn't expecting this to be very good, considering its poor score it has, but this is definately underrated, because I liked it!
This is surprisingly good!
Theres a choice of endings, with plenty of humour! Great stuff!
Johnny Cage was the main feature, next to the good sounding sound effects! I liked this! Great work!

gasthatsmells responds:

Thanks alot, glad to see a few people are actually watching my movies even if they are a little more then a year old. :)

[Tod the Tortoise]

Great concept!

This flash is pretty cool!
There's a good concept, some decent animation and I liked the backgrounds, it has some suitable sounds and some funny moments to go with it.
Definitely worth a look at.

RegisCartoons responds:

That is what I call a nice review ! :P Thanks

[FBF Deaths]

Nice stick deaths.

Very unoriginal, but it's very well done at the same time.
The animation was smooth, very smooth, and the deaths all looked pretty damn good.
This is a nice peice of flash!
There's five deaths to choose from, for the price of one! Fun Stuff!

Satoshiji responds:

^___^ Thank you very much.

[Blink]

Poor stick movue.

This is a very short, and poorly drawn, very badly made stick movie.
Putting in a slow motion replay doesn't help much, if at all.
When the best feature is an irrelevant sound clip to everything, it's definately not a good sign.
You really need to try harder next time.

Crimson-Nova responds:

Maybe you really need to try harder when typing your reviews, considering it's a complete rip-off of one of the other reviews.

[Kangaroo]

Que?

Well, as funny as that may have been, that was simply WAY too short to be rated anything more then a 2/5.
The music playing was really loud, and my speakers were on uberly low, because I was doin other shite at the time.
The kangaroo was drawn well graphically, but the absense of a background or anything really impacts the score, though it was just a VERY short thing anyways.
I laughed with the watermelon hit the kangaroo, but the moral of it wasnt that great.

I guess it was pretty late, judging by the origin being 3:40 AM... (EST). yea... Not that great... but, oh well... Ill give you a GENEROUS 2/5.

SeizureDog responds:

Si, I know its short. But, that was partially the point.

As for its loudness, I really can't tell how its going to sound on any given person's comp as everyone's is different. But its fine on mine.

Well, you DID laugh though :P

I'm central time, so it was really 2:40 AM...still too late to whip up a movie ;)

My my, you are generous :P

Thanks for reviewing j00bie!

[Fishy Hell]

Nearly fell asleep.

Well, this one was pretty well thought out and everything, it just wasnt too entertaining. The voices were a bit unclear, but that's the only flaw I see in the actual flash itself.
But the lack of plot, and anything happening in particular was a huge absense, and a big blow to your final score.
Though, this type of flash was original (style points), and the artwork was well above-average, the lack of anything remotely interesting must be painful to you.

I flipped through the reviews and saw that others thought differently, it's just my opinion. Sorry bud.

SeizureDog responds:

So, I'm really kinda confused to what you found wrong with it. So, maybe you were just tired. Get more sleep next time before reviewing m'k? ;)

[(2004) Death by Horoscope]

hahaha! Excellent!

One of your funnier, newer stuff...
Better then your Spiderman one that reeked of total reekiness.
The part with the fence was great, and... well, the soccer team part was hilariously irrelevant. Great stuff!
The dude, with the white hair and... glasses... with a toothpick(?), was kinda odd...
The part with the dude coming 'back to normal', and the 14 year old old person, who later dies for absoloutley no reason, lol.
the lalala part wasnt that funny... but the part with the 'I can't see' was great. Oh... wow... greatness.
'snuck into michael jackson's house' was funny irrelevance, and the dinosaur... well, that was even better... a very funny ending! 5/5 for you!
Oh wow... Definately one of your funnier, newer works.

Knox responds:

haha none of it made sence...i know..i dunno what i was thinking