j00bie's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[What the Hell II]

Pointless.....

As has been said in so many previous reviews, and on so many different times.... the preloader in this was much better than the initial movie.
Unless this was one of those things to trick noobs into voting highly on your movies without watching during judgment.
But I highly doubt that.
I have no idea how this is rated so highly though! It's insane!
Anybody who reads this, just don't waste your time viewing this... oops, too late!

[Cocktail Movie #1]

Way too short!

If you make any more of these, they really need to be a lot longer then currently, that would definately make them alot more interesting.
You can draw pretty well, but your animating needs some work.
Without a storyline the flash means very little to anything.... unfortunately.

[Elian - Wazzup!!!]

The original.

The first, and the best!
The first wassup movie of em' all, and it's probably the best of them all, though it's hard to tell, seeing as there are SO many of them! It's still funny, even by todays standards!

[Square - 2]

The hell!?

Looks like you found a cool sound loop, thats good!, but it's too bad that you couldn't think of anything interesting to do with it!
You just moved a criky-amount of shapes around.
Definately worth a look, if it were in a trash can.

[The Eguardo Files]

Kinda... nothingness.

This wasn't too bad, but it's not really worth watching when you get right down to it.
The alien guy really can't understand, and then theres a punch.
The most entertaining part of this was the title.
Besides that, BORING!

[The Real Matrix]

Interesting

There are definately some nice lookin' effects in here, though the plot really didn't make too much sense, but it wasn't meant really meant to, from what I see. hah!.
Nice background track though!

[****animation withdrawn]

Pointless

These sorts of animations only ever work if it's a GOOD type of animation, and only if the sound clip is good, this was neither.
The sound clip was shit, and the animation was wayyyyy too basic.

Rubbish.

[Phone-wars]

This was stupid.

This is all-around poorly drawn, all-around terrible in every aspect, some awful sounds, and it really has no plot, or any real redeeming features in here!
At least Mr.T was in there somewhere, that's worthy of a 2!

[@@@@NEIL@@@@]

Funny...

This flash was pretty basic, but I found that it was fairly funny.
I think that this could have been a lot better, if it were just a bit longer then what it is...
Maybe if it were a bit more tidy, it would be nicer.... but it was a bit sketchy...