j00bie's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[stick evolution!!]

Nice...

I think that this really had some pretty good animation in this flash, though the graphics werent overall too great.
I'd like to see where the story goes from here, too bad it ends so suddenlty... unfortunately...
It's a shame that you couldn't add some sounds to the movie, it really fucks it over... big time!

[Josh Bend Game Trailer]

Coming Soon....

Though this is a movie, and the trailer is a game, this still sticks true to what the game result is.
This I thought was pretty hilarious, with the James Bond theme going through it all... and how I was laughing at it throughout while messaging you over AIM. hah! Greatness!
It was funny the moment the voice came in at the start 'Bedn, Josh Bedn', to the Bacon Burger part, to the motorcycle part, throughout the whole movie pretty much!
I actually laughed out loud while watching this movie, something that I havent been doing too much lately.
Therefore, I am forced to boost your humour marks up to a full 10/10.
Great trailer for a great, under-rated game!

[Scrotum 2]

Timeless NG Classic....

I remember downloading the tracks used on this back in 2000, way before I actually signed up for Newgrounds...
It was great back then, and remains a classic.
This should be in some sort of 'archive' section or something.
It would be worthy!

[Scrotum 1]

Scrotum

I remember Scrotum the puppy the first time I saw this, a long time ago... i cant believe I never reviewed it!
Heck, oh well... this much get alot of attention being portal id=1
This brings back a load of memories from the days where 300K was considered a large file size.
I remember... it was only about 3 years ago, haha.
Nice job!

[Suicide X]

Kinda pointless.

It's very sketchy through and through, but at least there's at least some thought and some noticable work that has been put into this flashwork.
There are a couple different things to do.
The Rocky music was interesting, haha.
Random violence is always some fun as well, nice addition =).
Nice job on a nice flash work.

[Kill The Doodle]

Needs improvement.

This is a nice, and very well drawn flash work.
Though in the end, it's really not all-to funny... and I think that it is too short!
There's a bunch of pretty craptacular sound effects, and an allaround lack of interactivity to be considered a 'game'.
No point in watching this movie, pure crap....

[Smoker]

Well drawn.

Yes, indeed this is very well drawn, though it truly is a shame that it only really lasts not-even two seconds.
You really need to try harder, this is all 100% pure rubbish....
Not good, try harder.

[Illusions-The Real Thing]

Fairly good!

Well, I say that this was a pretty good flash, and idea, and it's definately something I haven't seen before...flash or style wise....
This sort of thing doesn't really work in Flash, unfortunately... Im sure some will like it, but others wont.
It could have been a bit better if it had some background music or something.... It was too bland that ways.

[Virtual Clocksanity]

Decent!

I always liked that for the record, and I think that this is an excellent parody of it! It was very carefully re-mastered to be funny, i liked it!.
I think that it's well made, it's basic, but I think that it was all-around nicely done.
It was a bit long for the file size.... I was expecting something shorter, but I guess thats not a bad thing...

[rEEER1]

Not bad.

The basis for this game I thought was pretty good, though seemingly unoriginal...
I think that it needs some improving though, you really need some gun sound effects in there or something to add to this, it was really quite bland all and all, unfortunately.
There appears to be a bug in the game, where the score doesn't reset between games.... a definate drawback, and an impact on the score.
I think that it could also use some sort of ammo limit too, this way... it's too easy....
Needs to be more challenging.