j00bie's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[DailyToon11062004]

haha

I have the greatest movie ever, the sounds are shitty because my mic is broken, so I had to dig up some old unused ones I had for a previous project.
Fuck the voice acting, who cares? Mine is super awesome, and nobody can do better then that!
I win.

TheStarSyndicate responds:

WINNAR IS J00!

[TTA Episode 001]

The first episode...

And so begins an epic story... of j00bie reviewing these damn TTA movies.

Based on an RPG forum, I'm assuming. Did some kids really type all this stuff up? YEESH. Glad I've never seen this forum before.

Another question, what does TTA stand for? I don't think it was ever mentioned in the movie. I found all the dialogue a little too cheesy. And the plot? Something a twelve-year-old Pokémon maniac would like.

[TTA Episode 007]

...

OMFG IT'S A MAZE.

That was really un-fun. Was it really a maze? I made it to Rob on the first try. Oh well, it's a change from the same awful text-based plot as usual. Thanks.

[TTA Episode 008]

Eww.

After eight of these movies, I would NEVER have guessed you'd have made it to over twenty.

Well, I don't know. It doesn't seem that difficult to re-make the same episode twenty times at the rate you're going. I guess all you'd have to do is change some sprites out and edit a little bit of text. Hm, maybe I should do that. Nevermind.

Kirbopher responds:

Good idea, you stick to making those AMAZING "collection" movies that kick the crap out of my series.

[TTA Episode 009]

Boring.

Training, how stereotypical. The text was 10% better than the last one but it still took a lot of effort for me to read all of it. Ok, I admit. I clicked the X after about two minutes.

I'm amazed at how many of these movies are and how long each of them are. You look like you've spent some time thinking up this plot and all, but I'm still unsatisfied with these damn fight scenes.

[TTA Episode 010]

Eh.

Well, I liked the opening, unlike usual. Having the Zetto in the shadows was a nice addition to the movie and a good change from all those awfully-animated sprites. But still, the drawing looks like it was made in Mario Paint or something. And I'm not even going to say anything about those character portraits. Oh wait, I am. They stink.

[Star Wars Aftermath 3]

Funny

I liked it. This one was more "involved" then the others. It had more humor. I liked the master cheif scene. ROFFLE. Good job. StarWars after math 4? 9/10

[Jeffery's Crutch Tops]

Hmmph.

This was kind of lame, rather boring really, I expected better, it's safe to say that I suppose... disappointing.
I guess there's a whole lot of people that will find this funny, but it's such an old joke, and it's so over-rated.
Sorry man, but I disliked this, 3.20/5 is way over-rated, this was worthy of my 1/5.

[TTA Episode 011]

Eh.

Well.. I suppose I'm almost done reviewing these things, but I have one question: What exactly does TTA stand for? I haven't seen that explained in ANY of the episodes. Maybe it was, maybe it wasn't. I don't remember any more.

Another day, another TTA movie.