j00bie's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Deadbolts Deathmatch]

Potential is here.

I like your graphical style, there's a good choice of music too.
I suggest for future ones, to make the fight longer, and also to make sure there's no random plot twists.
Lazers out of nowhere? WTF?.
You should think carefully about the fight sequence, and you should have a 3.00+ rated movie next time!

[Different Apples]

What the hell?

Dude, this is some messed up stuff!
This is seriously fucked up and a half! and it's very funny!
The best apple-based movie I've seen on Newgrounds, original, thats for sure!
The randomness of some of the comments reminded me in a weird way of Family Guy and/or That 70's show.
Comedic flash, I loved it!

[weird things]

not funny.

This is not a bad movie, it had it's moments.
It just wasn't that funny... especially after the punch in the face part.
This has no appealing features whatsoever, this movie is poor in every aspect.
It could have been worse, but with care... it could have been a lot better.

[Birth of a stick]

Decent stick

It's different, and it's a nice idea.
I just didnt think it was that interesting and/or funny.
The framerate should have been higher as well, too slow for my liking.
At least it looks like you tried to do something new with stick figures, rather than just have them shoot each other like 97/100 of every stick movies are.

[S.M.W.B]

Nice.

This is a slightly different stick style.
I think you really need to change the title of the movie though, I thought it was going to be a Super Mario World parody...
It was clear the answer was going to be no, but the ending was superbly done!
The graphics of the brain and blood were excellent! Enjoyable!

[Clock Halloween!]

nice e-card.

As far as e-cards go, this one is pretty good.
It has clock characters, some crazy music, some mild hilarity nudity, ontop with some extra humour.
It's a nice short, but nothing special.

[Windows FFS]

Not bad!

Not a bad windows spoof!
These types of movies have been done before, and this one is similar to the other movies, but this one adds a few features that I haven't seen before, and squeezes quite a lot of funny things into the low filesize!
Graphics and sounds weren't that great, but that wasnt a huge impact.
Just needed a few more icons to be 4/5 worthy...
but for now... 3/5.