j00bie's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Sticklesson 1]

short and funny.

The animation in this was pretty good, the premise is simple, and there's only two things that happen in it...
It was still funny though.
It's a flash that's better then average, though I think it was a bit on the short side of things.

[Mayo]

oh.. wow.

If this is one of your 'finer' works, then i'd hate to see one of your bad works, because this was simply terrible.
A picture of a tub of mayo.
Move the frame around a bit, The end.
Completely pointless, unfunny, boring stuff.
Sounds like previous reviewers dislike it as well.

[Anvil]

Funny

This here, is surprisingly funny!
I thought this would be a complete crap movie, but it's actually quite funny!
It's kind of simple though, he dodges the anvil, but not the knife.
It's kind of cool, funny, and there's a touch of some random violence.
It's good that there's some interactivity right at the end too, even if it's only a little thing, it'll still boost your Overall score..

[A modern Duel]

Could be worse.

This isnt shit, it isnt terrible, it just simply had three different scenes.
They were all kind of random, and not well connected, and the sounds weren't that great.
It needed some more sense of direction to it.
Other people have said this needs a decent plotline, and I agree with them as well.
It's unoriginal, and simply not too great.

[Dead Silence]

To be continued...

NOW:
heh, that was clever.
The style of this animation is some of the best I've seen outside of Xiao Xiao.
The effects with the bullet/head/sliding down through air was really cool lookin'!
The music was very fitting too, I liked it alot!
Though i am pissed at you for one thing...
You spoiled my chances of Underdog, you only beat me by a couple of points >:(.
Oh well, this one was worth it, Very good!

Tekkan responds:

Heh lol my bad. I just watched ur NG questions flash its cool. Anyway I'm glad u liked my flash. The To be continued thing...I did that because there are like so many crappy stick movies that are about 5 seconds long and then say To Be Continued. I hate those lol.

[No Cows 2]

Utter Crap.

This was just terrible, in every possible way.
There's no plot, or good elements to the flash, quite possibly a contender for worst flash I've ever seen to pass judgment.
It's absolutely, positively,terrible! and it doesn't make any sense at all.

It's 'Utter' Crap (get it, Cows?).

[Bus Stop 2]

Not as good as #1.

It's still pretty damn funny, in the same way as the first Bus Stop was.
More mindless violence, but it wasn't as funny as the first one still.
This one here I believe to be underrated, though it took a step backwards in my opinion, It still should have a higher score.
The graphics and sounds were good too!

[Bus Stop]

Good stuff!

I havent laughed like this in a while, this is good!
The people are just standing there at the bus stop... then random violence and carnage suddenly starts up!
It's so simple, but it's very effective.
One of the best movies of its like on Newgrounds!
Great for a first indeed!

[phil 'n' bob]

Not great.

There's no sound, thats a BIG minue.
It has some storyline, and it's funny at times, minimally.
Nothing in the movie made me think it was anything better than poor.
The only thing to compliment you on is the good drawings.

[swordsman]

Decent stick movie.

The missing sounds, and the absence of a preloader... makes it bad from the start.
The stick fight was decent, there was a decent amount of work that must have gone into it.
It wasn't overly long given the filesize.
Not a bad fight though, but the absense of sound makes this a poorer entry.