j00bie's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Super Poo Vs. Satan]

Not good at all!

This was pure rubbish, just like most of the other ones...
Poor graphics, and poor sounds...
Unoriginal, with no violence, and failed attempts at humour.
That basically sums up all the shittiness of this flash into a few lines.
By the time youre done reading this review, you could have already watched the movie twice.

[Super Poo Cooks A Pokemon]

Cool!!!!

Im sick of pokemon, so I liked this one, even though it's one of your lowest rated submission, i liked it.
This one had some decent animation, and some sub-par sound.
The fact that you are murdering pokemon gets a hugher rating from me, that's for sure!

[Really Bad Movie]

Well.

This had some good animation, and some sound effects throughout.
Too bad it was only about 4 seconds long with shitty graphics, no humour, violence, or originaallity whatsoever.
Therefore, you get a 0/10! And im not sorry this time! You're just asking for shit marks now!
Pure rubbish, this is bad!

[Kidd eats dynamite]

Worst yet!

This here, was really stupid!
I didnt get it at all!
If this here was supposed to be funny, then you must have failed humour 101.
The graphics are shit, and it's just... well, terrible in every aspect!
By far, the worst! Sorry for the 0/10.

[Hydrated Man vs. Sheepman]

Oh man.

I really thought you had something going with Hydrated Man, but it is clear the effort put into your movies has decreased over time.
This is terrible, you gotta right click and press play to get it started.
It's not funny or entertaining, this didn't go anywhere!
This is just brutal. You're lucky I just dont toss a 0 at you! Pure rubbish.

[Hydrated Man 3: Darker]

UGHHH!!

This is DEFINATELY not nearly as good as Number 2, which wasnt nearly as good as number 1!
This series is REALLY starting to suck big time! This is terrible!
The music is the only decent part of this, seeing as it couldnt be interrupted by ANY sound effects.
I thought you had something going with number 1, i guess I was wrong.
Pure rubbish.

[Hydrated Man 2: S.A.]

Not as good as #1.

This really didn't make me laugh.
I prefer Idiots-anonymous, though i know you were trying to knock it off (you said so yourself).
You should study comic timing and find out how to make a pregnant pause funny, youre attempts at being funny failed.
The major lack of sound was an annoyance, even though you used Chrono Cross music, there were no effects.
Number 1 was MUCH better then this!

[Hydrated Man 1: The Bunny]

I like, I like!

I like this entry, it's pretty good.
It has style, and it's fairly funny.
The thing that was playing the guitar at the beginning made me laugh, I have no idea why, I'm just easily amused right now, heh.
This is the kind of flash work I like to see, it's pretty funny, and it has a series made out of it.
Hopefully, the other entries are like this one.
Nice job!

[Fleezle]

MUCH better!

This flash is a definate improvement from all your other works, with the most recent Origin as well!
Coincedince? I dont think so.
This here was kind of neat, and freaky at the same time. Definately a lot better then your two other flashes Ive viewed so far.
The music was fairly interesting, Make more entries like this! ( Though, your most recent is 2 years old, so i doubt thatll happen =( )
Hopefully your other entries are this high of quality too!

[Dream]

Pretty bad.

This here, was once again... just terrible!, the graphics were well below par (even with the newer date), and it sounds like the voices are being recorded on the same uber-staticy/sensitive microphone as it was on Chicken Choker, hopefully, not all of your flash is like this, otherwise, I'll be in shock that the scores are so high!.
I really did not like this at all.