the worst magic.......
more like.... the worst.... something else.
This was boring and a half, I found no enjoyment in this whatsoever, It had poor graphics, it was boring, the sounds werent frequent enough, and when they happened they didnt sound too good.
No humour, little violence, generally... very poor.
A well deserved 10/10!
Didnt ask for a ten, i asked for a deserved score and review, and all except this one you do it. Im quite ashamed of you.
Bleh!
Too simple... too basic.
This really, truly is a pointless game.
Boring, worth about 2 or 3 tries...
Graphics werent anything special, and the sound effects sounded like somebody was shooting a can.
My 4th try was 5.700 seconds, hit rate 100%.
Therefore, you're a slut.
Cheers!
Too simple to basic huh, that was the idea smart arse, it was my first venture into AS.
Pointless....Ofcourse, i wanted to see who could do it fastest.
Still got you to play it though didnt i, asshat.
Ofcourse the soundeffects were like someone shooting a can, thats the aim of the game dumb arse.
Im a slut, but your review is marked as abusive, lol, fag.
Not bad.
It's a bit hard, I got past the first screen, but then I got killed going for the fuel on the second screen, and that was on about my fourth attempt.
Anyways, it's a good lander game, worth playing a bunch of times if you have the patience, it's got a lot of replay value.
Worth coming back too.
thanks dude, you should just keep trying :P
Great!
The normal snake has been done to death, now the variant "radial snake" is going that way too. Some slight variation with the bonus point balls (although the idea is taken straight off a mobile phone) but this has been done before. Try something original next time!
WRONG GAME! KEEP TRACK OF YOUR WINDOWS!
Not that great.
Not terrible but it's been done before so many times.
This sort of things needs to look spectacular just to be average. Which this isn't, it seemed too buggy, poor stick graphics.
Not too impressed.
yeah i no it been done b4 i just wanted to see if i could do it too.
and wat bugs?
Cool game!
Another good game, it's like Asteroids... only with more originality and alot more thought required.
Some retro-style-rockets would have been a nice addition, but it's just a minor gripe/suggestion.
Graphics were great and the sound suited the game surprisingly well!
Great job.
thanks :)
Nice little game
Not bad, fairly original, quite difficult and pokes fun at Saddam as well.
There's not much more you could ask for!
If anything I'd say it's too difficult, it's hard to hit the lice, and they don't stop around for very long. Good for a laugh and a few plays, but it's nothing TOO special.
Good job.
Exactly.. Thanks.
Decent game.
This is a very good shooter, there's just a few minor problems.
The ship is too unresponsive, it takes too long to fire and aim your weapons, and the manoeuverability is fairly poor.
It's not the easiest of games to get the hang of, the controls aren't natural, but I couldn't see an easier way to set them up. Perhaps an option of setting controls would be nice, that way... if the person disagrees with the controls, they have no one to blame except themselves.
It might have been better if you had an "aim up/down" rather than rotating option, that's my main suggesstion. You know, where the weapon aims at an angle 45 degrees different to normal, Super Metroid on the SNES is a perfect example of what i'm talking about.
If those few minor gripes go ignored, it still remains a great shooter, it looks and sounds brilliant (better then most), and there's lots of different weapons to play with and enemies to kill.
If only the game was easier to control, this would be one of the greatest games on newgrounds.
Great job! You earned my 5/5.
The unresponsiveness might be related to latency. Try running the game on lower settings to see if it's any better. Also, there actually *was* an option to set up your own control configuration. It was.. in the Options menu 0_0. Someone else suggested the Super Metroid thing too. It's actually a pretty good idea. Come to think of it, though, a few of the things you said sounded strikingly familiar, but maybe my brain's just playing tricks.
Thanks for your review.
Great lander game.
I've always been a big fan of lander games, it's a shame that most of them here are simply copies of each other.
This one is a lot different and much better, there's actually objectives, multiple levels, and plenty of things to collect.
It's a proper game as opposed to a demonstration of a lander engine.
Great fun! difficult, quality old school gaming.
Great job!
Thanks very much. I've always enjoyed these games too and this was basically my homage to the lander genre. However, as you noted, I didn't want to just build a lander engine because ... well, who cares? It's gotta be a fun game too. The engine is easy, making it fun is the challenge. I'm glad you enjoyed playing Lander II - Lunar Rescue.
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The worst magic.......... 
Shoot The Cans 
Alien Lander add-on 
USS Enterprise Two 
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Vanguard Mercenary 
Lander II - Lunar Rescue 