j00bie's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Newgrounds Quiz #2]

Perfect!

This is one of the best quiz games i have played. The questions were fun. I liked the music. The mini game was soooo GREAT! The preloader was cool to. I can't wait for the 3rd one to come out!!!! 10/10

Vance responds:

j00bie you b00b...

...Thanks. =D

[System of a Down Balls]

lol cool

I enjoyed this, despite its simple objective its just something to do when bored. It would be pretty cool if you made a different background option/song. it was smoothly done with little to no glitches at all. keep em coming :).

apimusic responds:

Y THX JOOBIE :) I <3 U

[Overrun]

Awesomeness at it's Amazingness-ness.

God damn it Denvish! This is one of the coolest games I have played in a long friggin' time! You have a nice lookin' score right there, that should boost you up a few more places in the top Batting Average List.
This deserves the award that I know it is going to receive, it is currently the only movie with a score in the 4s today, and it has the highest score of this week's submissions.
This game is definately award worthy, and it deserves top-notch marks.
Though I just realised that you have already update the flash, so it might not be elgible for awards, Im not sure, that may just be for turd of the week elgibilicity (which I know this wont receive).
Either way, I thought that this was very fun to play, and there's a wide selection of audio and it's relatively hard as well.
Much better then any of the Denvish proclaimed 'crap' I submit, but either way, if you check the users with you as their favourite author, I think you'll be in for a bit of a surprise =).

Excellent work you. =)

Denvish responds:

If they offer me ToTW, I'll throw it back at 'em. 8)
Didn't know it was the highest of the week : sure that'll change b4 Weds. I'd be happy with anything in today's top 5, anyway.
Did I say 'crap' about your submissions? I'm sorry, I was trying to push you in the direction of making Flash that desrves a highscore, not put you down. You have the power.... </ pretentiousness>
Happy that you liked the game anyway. Seems the updated difficulty settings make it more interesting, particularly on Panic.
Thanks for reviewing. Haven't seen you on Wi/Ht for a little while, are you otherwise occupied?

[NG ranks/levels handbook]

Cool!

Wowies! I thought that that was really good stuff!
I found it surprisingly helpful if it were from a nooblets perspective.
I released something similar to this, but I set it up to deleteion due to low marks.
Not something I'd come back to, but its worth directing new people to indeed =)

Pilot-Doofy responds:

Thanks, coming from a legend like you its really an honor!

[Police Bike]

Review #3000!

Before I start to even review this movie, I would just like to state that this is my 3000th review! (well, more around 3100th seeing as Wade keeps on deleting submissions as of lately ;) ). But still, Quite a feat for me indeed!
Now I get onto the review, the preloader of this was very simple, did a nice quick text debreifing as the preloader, nothing to complain about at all!
The actual opening of this is pretty good lookin! with the reflection from the Police Mans glasses and everything, quite good looking indeed, the buildings all looked pretty good!
The fact that they were real people .gifs (I believe) is quite rare and interesting, and they were pretty good at loopin back and forth! (the animation, AND the sound they made 'hell no, we won't go!), greatness indeed! They're not cartoony so theres at least a BIT of realism to it all, heh... As for the game itself, I believe this is now a Newgrounds banner advertisement for websites, I believe ive seen it at mustywindows. It's a fun little game, though it is definately showing its age, it is definately a game that everybody should play at least once if they ever visit Newgrounds.
Even though I am extremely poor at this game, I still found it fun and entertaining! For a filesize like that, nobody can really complain about this at all! It's great! It's fun! No loading (for my broadband connection :)), and is all-around great little fun!
I appreciate everything youve done for the site you created Tom, keep up the excellent work (and release Alien Hominid SOON dang it!), har har har! Nice job!

TomFulp responds:

Thanks for picking me for your 3000th review, j00bie! Rock on!!!

[NSG001: 4 Bats, 1 Ball]

Fair..

I thought that this was a nice and fair little fun game to play.
If I'm doing something wrong, that's my bad, but when I tried it, it seemed that it was much too slow, you really need to slow down a bit more...
There's not enough replay value to keep my attention anyway, so I dont think that it could have been much of a difference anyways.

AcidDimensions responds:

You're not 'getting' it.

The speed is the point. Have the bat moving quickly to the side whilst the ball hits it and the ball will speed up in that direction.

So you can keep the speed fairly high with a bit of skill.

[18 wheeler rampage]

Nice little game...

I found that there was one major flaw in this flash... while reversing, turning works in the opposite way to what it really should, you should fix that to make the game seem more realistic, and less confusing... it really was confusing!
Apart from that flaw... i guess that it is a pretty good game, and it deserves the score that it receiveed...

Tropicana responds:

The game sucks any ways it was poorly put together and was a mix of many tutorials.. I found I did some orignal coding... at the time I didnt really know what I was doing

[Flash MX tutorials 2]

OMG HELPFULLLL!!!1oneeleven!!!!1!11

OGM WOW!!!! TOOTUREALS!
But seriously... yea... it was good... and stuff....
Helpful to.... people... who want to learn flash MX... and if they need some..... tutorials.... of any kind..... I guess.... this.... would.... be.... one of the better.... entries.... to show them..... too.... if they.... ever need.... some..... help.... at all....

cool-penguin-0 responds:

thanks...man...I...really... liked... your... review.... keep... it.... up... dude...

[Uniwar Level 2]

Good stuff!

I got pretty annoyed by that big flying robot guy that kept coming on and off the screen.
Like all Universal War games, it is VERY difficult, I wasn't able to make it to the end! Difficult!
I'll have to try again and see if I can. The energy bar is a great feature.
All, and all, this is a great flash! Classic indeed!

[Dress up creatures demo]

Why???

Dress up games are not my style, and all around poor, and this was no exception to my theory.
The best bit of it all was the short sound clip loop(?), while nothing else was really interesting enough to me. I won't be playing this agaiN!

Joelasticot responds:

Did you just say exactly what the last guy said in different words? Yup.