j00bie's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Ray - Part 2]

Great!

I had almost forgotten about this game, it took you so damned long to come out with the second part. I was getting worried you'd never deliver. But now I see what took you so long... you were too busy making one of the greatest Newgrounds game EVER!
Very great work!
The south park characters, are simple, yet original... and the voices are high-quality as well.
Shit loads of violence, with some mild comedic moments at the same time.

All in all, you combine all those aspects together to come up with something so intensly amazing... it's almost favourites worthy for me.
Excellent job!

[Ghost Motel 8]

((( FUN GAME )))

This is probably the best Ghost Motel of em all! Both games and movies included. It is very fun to play, with plenty of interactivity. The attack didnt have a very large range... you had to attack directly infront of the enemy to deal damage (if any at all), but I guess that just adds to the challenge of things. The different difficulties is a great addition as well.. just to add some replay value, which is gradually becoming a rarity in the portal.

GAME COMMENTARY: Good background music, but lacks in the boss department.

~j00~</phony Xwayne review ripoff>

Violet-AIM responds:

Thanks for the review jOObie. Right, Joseph needs to attack up close, next to the enemies if he wants to kill them. The game was meant to be challenging. Even playing on easy difficulty might be hard for some, since if you're not careful, it's easy to lose lives. I see you like X's review style. lol

[Asteroids Duel]

Fun short.

I cannot say anything bad about this really, I mean.. it's a fine two player Asteroids parody sort of game.
I think that this could have done even better with a bit of sound though, but that would have molested the file size quite a bit.

Good filesize indeed.

[Fotball Trixing]

Meh...

I couldn't get it to do very much.
There's the potential for a good game here, right now it's really, kind of lame.
Not that great of a submission at all.

[Insane Laser Eye 2]

Not horrible.

This isnt as bad as shown.
It's fun to play for a small amount of time, then the poorness of the game comes in to play.
It could have done even better, if it were a lot harder and having more weapons and/or bosses, but for a short quicky... it's decent.

[Furby Assassin->Aditude]

Boring crap.

This is pretty unoriginal, and is very poorly done.
Though it is not as bad as some other things I've seen, this is still crap.
At least it had some violence and a bit of interactivity, but not much.
Not much at alll....

[USA Under Attack:The Game]

Fun!

Offensive, but fun!
Though somewhat unoriginal, it's decent to play.
There are some Different point values, and it is rather difficult to hit some of the targets.
Good Background music.
Underrated in my opinion.

[Canyon Glider]

Fun

This here, is a pretty decent game, with some good controls, and lots of features!
It's generally fun to play.
I think that it would be much better with some sound in here though! But still... worthy of an award.
I thought that the levels seemed a bit long though, and I started to get bored after a short while.

[Mike-Escape From Prison]

Not too great.

This is a pretty decent idea, I see that there's a fair bit of interactivenes in here.
I just got bored pretty quickly, and it made me think that I could be playing Pico instead.
This is just like Pico, except there are terrible graphics.
It's worth a quick game, but it is nothing special at all.

[The Infamous Ape]

Is that it?

This is a very good 'test', the monkey follows your mouse cursor around quite well.
It's fun to move your mouse out of the top of the screen, then go all the way around the outside of the window and put the cursor in the bottom, forcing the monkey to go crazy.
Though it's well designed, coded and animated, it's still extremely lame, boring, and dull.