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[DailyToon12202004]

Avenged Sevenfold is hawt.

You get a 10 just for playing Chapter Four by Avenged Sevenfold :D

(Give me your hand,
blood is spilt and man will follow
infernal man, punishment too great to bear)
Conceived and born was one of light
Rain and dark, the other born black night

Raise your head and taste the courage
(the one of light)
Fall from grace, unholy night
I've come here to kill you,
won't leave until you've died
Murder born of vengeance,
I closed my brothers eyes tonight...

It's cold tonight as the clouds turn grey
and from my hands to my brothers grave
You took his side, you took his gift,
feel the power of a fallen man, crestfallen man...

Far away in this land I must go,
out of the site of the One.
A punishment sent from his hand
a hardship that no one should know
Now go out of the site of the One,
away in this land you must go.

Where has he gone? What have you done?
A voice commands from high above this earth.
From the soil I hear his blood cry out to me
Murder, liar, vengeance, deceit.

TheStarSyndicate responds:

They are quite hawt

[The Death of _Luis_]

Coolies.

Luis is one cool guy, and this is a pretty good flash.
Dont believe ive ever seen a movie featuring Luis before, so this is a first.
Some good graphics, decent sound quality, and all around awesomeness.
Lacked in the humour side of things, but remains a good flash.

Though not nearly as good as all the ones you deleted >:O

dookiemoole responds:

thank u

[DailyToon12182004]

Nice.

I was actually disappointed with this collection.
Because the Franz Ferdinard video wasnt in it! BAH!!!

Some chick techno, final fantasy with politicians, and all around random insanity is what this daily toon truly is.

The fact remains, PsychoJester is probably the best (if not, second POSSIBLY third best) Daily tooner around.

That, and he's friggin hawt.
what?

TheStarSyndicate responds:

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[DailyToon12172004]

bahaha

WeekendUpdateAnchor's Doctor Phil toon was hilarious, plain and simple.
UglyBastards was funny enough to put a smile on my face, espescially the mullet part, haha.
The Piconjo one by Burning after the dawn isnt too bad, and PsychoJesters chick techno with Nixon is super swell as well.
Gooddddddd indeedy

TheStarSyndicate responds:

refgvefd

[DailyToon12152004]

hahah

WeekendUpdateAnchor makes the greatest Daily Toons.
They get submitted on their own because the frame rate is a bit off.. but theyre worth it, because they are hilarious!

TheStarSyndicate responds:

indeed.

[DailyToon12162004]

I love PsychoJester

Hey Mr. Wonderful
Oh you're so incredible
Hey Mr. Wonderful
Wonderful to me (to me)
Hey Mr. Wonderful
Oh you're irresistable
Hey Mr. Wonderful
A miracle to me

Hold me
I wanna feel your arms around me
(Ooh na na, ooh na na)
Kiss me
'Cause only you can make me happy
(Ooh na na na)

Ooh na na ooh ya-eh-ya
Oh Mr. Wonderful
Ooh na na ooh ya-eh-ya
Are you for real?
Ooh na na ooh ya-eh-ya
It's not impossible
Ooh na na ooh ya-eh-ya
Ooh-ah, Ooh-ah

Hey Mr. Wonderful
Oh you're so incredible
Hey Mr. Wonderful
Wonderful to me (to me)
Hey Mr. Wonderful
Oh you're irresistable
Hey Mr. Wonderful
A miracle to me

Touch me
It feels like heaven, I'm so lucky
(Ooh na na, ooh na na)
Love me
'Cause only you can make me happy
(Ooh na na na)

Ooh na na ooh ya-eh-ya
Oh Mr. Wonderful
Ooh na na ooh ya-eh-ya
Are you for real?
Ooh na na ooh ya-eh-ya
It's not impossible
Ooh na na ooh ya-eh-ya
Ooh-ah, Ooh-ah

Hey Mr. Wonderful
Oh you're so incredible
Hey Mr. Wonderful
Wonderful to me (to me)
Hey Mr. Wonderful
Oh you're irresistable
Hey Mr. Wonderful
A miracle to me

A miracle to me
A miracle to me
A miracle to me
A miracle to me

Ooh na na ooh ya-eh-ya
(Ooh na na, ooh na na)
Ooh na na ooh ya-eh-ya
(Ooh na na na)
Ooh na na ooh ya-eh-ya
(Ooh na na, ooh na na)
Ooh na na ooh ya-eh-ya
Ooh-ah, Ooh-ah
Hey Mr. Wonderful
Oh you're so incredible
Hey Mr. Wonderful
Wonderful to me (to me)
Hey Mr. Wonderful
Oh you're irresistable
Hey Mr. Wonderful
A miracle to me

Hey Mr. Wonderful
Oh you're so incredible
Hey Mr. Wonderful
Wonderful to me (to me)
Hey Mr. Wonderful
Oh you're irresistable
Hey Mr. Wonderful
A miracle to me

Ooh na na ooh ya-eh-ya
(Ooh na na, ooh na na) A miracle to me
Ooh na na ooh ya-eh-ya
(Ooh na na na) A miracle to me
Ooh na na ooh ya-eh-ya
(Ooh na na, ooh na na) A miracle to me
Ooh na na ooh ya-eh-ya
(Ooh na na na) A miracle to me

TheStarSyndicate responds:

hawt.

[DailyToon12142004]

Yay!

More Teenage Mutant Ninja Mole goodness, as well as BurningAfterTheDawn coming in with some ParagonX9 tunes, as well as some Piconjo... and cool_penguin_0 forces us to obey an epileptic oversized hamster..

I'd say it's allll good!

TheStarSyndicate responds:

:D

[DailyToon12132004]

ACK

I was just about to submit it, but then this came up...
I was having trouble with GreenScales, because him and scrap_head thought it would be fun to name the symbols the exact same thing >:O.

Yea... ok, good daily and stuff... i guess i have tomorrows almost done then :O

TheStarSyndicate responds:

:D

[DailyToon12122004]

=-O

Chrome is all like, everybody in the club, and NLowrider is all like, butt sex on tuesday, and Uglybastards is just friggin funny. hahahhaha
Though this is a fairly weak daily toon /angreh

TheStarSyndicate responds:

=-)

[The Geico Collection]

lmao.

Uhhhh, Dark Archon sent me his on AIM, and for some reason, it's under the Zero!! one... I think you people switched em around, or I misunderstoof or something. Or there's something I dont know... anyways... theyre all funny... :D so, yeah :D

DarkFarkon responds:

vht