j00bie's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Sexy Ass Eggnog]

Sub-Par

I really love the idea of some random guy falling in love with eggnog, it's original that's for sure, I guess its pretty funny!
THOUGH, I think that the animation was pretty poor, as well as there being some pretty crummy graphics.
Funny Idea, poorly executed, that's it...

[Blowfish People]

Sub-Par

I reall love the idea of some random guy falling in love with eggnog, it's original for sure!
THOUGH, I think that the animation was really bad, as well as crummy graphics.
Funny Idea, poorly executed.

[Britney vs DKP]

HAR HAR HAR!!

Britney Spears is the most embarassing clumsy person of anybody i have ever seen before... Excluding Jessica Simpson...
Watching her 1 and only brain cell get fried was great fun! The graphics where great.
I still didn't like it as much as the back street boys one, though... that one remains the funniest so far!

[Eminem vs. DK Project]

Eminem? EXCELLENT!!

This was awesome! Another great installment to this great series of somewhat shorts!
I thought that was funny, and i hate eminem, with a frikkin passion!
Keep up the great work! I cant wait to see the next flash in this series!

[Christina vs. DK Project]

What the heckers!???

Wow, I liked the anti-Backstreet boys one, because it was hilariuously funny.
As much as I hate Cristina Agileiura (or however you spell it) for her singing ability (though I like the way she looks ^_^), I just didnt find this funny because of the lame death..
The death for her was just plain stupid! Maybe I just thought so because I wouldve done something more brutal in real life ;P!

[BSB vs DK Project]

Great!

All together... this was pretty good, it was funny, I liked it alot!
I didnt even see the end coming!
The thing with the make-up remover was disturbing hilarity at it's greatest!
I hope to see more stuff like this in the rest of your series!

[(old vers)Dead Rain 5]

Excellent end to an Excellent Series!

Greatness! That is what this is!
Despite the whopping 6.1MB filesize! It's still good enough for a 5/5! Best of the series yet!
I loved the zombie fight scene so much, and the grphics remain amazing.
Easily the best of the series, a great way to finish, depsite my hatred for the extremely poor voice acting >:(
It was still worthy of my 10/10 and 5/5 though! Nice job!

[(old vers)Dead Rain 4]

Great!

If the story wasn't so good and the characters didn't look cool, I wouldnt say this is worth it, because personally... I think the filesizes are too large, and the voice acting is terrible!.
Oh well, I guess the fight scene is pretty good! But it's just too big filesized to be worth the wait.
Still 5/5 worthy though, har har har!

[(old vers)Dead Rain 3]

Needs voice acting.

Great improvements with each episode! Getting better and better graphics, as well as nicer sound.
Needs some voice acting though, it really does, it would really spice make things much better then currently, which is pretty hard to believe judging by the 9/10 Im giving you, har har hae!
Great work!

[(old vers)Dead Rain 2]

Awesomely disgusting!

If these things are always going on in your head, you need to seek professional help! ha ha! But seriously, this was great work!.
The beginning was awesome, as usual...
Though I wish I didnt have to watch this flash right after I had eaten my lunch :'(.
Heh, nice job!