j00bie's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

["son of a fitch"]

Not bad.

A nice parody of the old-time cartoon, and rather accurate one at that, too. It's nothing much, just.... well... a cartoon.
It's not that great, but I guess there was enough effort put into this to avoid blamnation.
Good filesize, too.

[New Computer (From Hell)]

hah!

Eventhough this idea was done quite a bit, it still got me laughing.
Initiate flash attack, you are now blind, lmao.
Where's the epilepsy warning? That really could have caused a serizure.
Ah well, it's not bad, I lauhged at it, so good job on that :D/

["Pepsi vs. Coke"]

not bad.

Well, This cartoon has graphics, but no animation when you get into the story you get the hang of it.
A decent style, from the 30s era presumably, but it remains pretty poor. :\. Ah well, it's not too bad. I felt that the sound didn't quite sync up with the animation, and the story didn't exist. I really feel like you wasted my time.

["One Week"]

Meh....

This is pretty poor, but not as bad as some of your shit. The sound didn't quite sync up with the animation, and the story didn't exist.
I really feel like you wasted my time.
The filesize is too large for the quality of the stuff you get out of it, you can figure out what that means on your own :\.

["japan in a can"]

Shite.

This makes absoloutlet, positively no sense what so ever, I mean, geez, you got some chinese guy wearing a japanese chef suit in a chinese restraunt selling wasabi and fortune cookies and a drink called japan in a can.
This is complete and utter crap, and a waste of a 2 meg + load.
3.21/5.00, that should be cut in half, and that would still be generous.

["cRaZy Gap"]

Pfft.

No humor, violence, any real content.
the song is pointless, the quality of it is poor.
Poorly drawn people, with a somewhat large filesize for what it is... loaded with shit.

Uhhh, this is simply terrible.

[8-bit Theater 4]

ahaha!

Some great work I can see has been put into this, this is one of the best movies I have ever watched! It has a great intro, great voicing, great lines, great style, great everything.
The movements of the characters match their dialogue even better than other movies with more pixels and detail.
And the scenes at the end are hilarious too. If I had three thumbs I would give you 'em but I only got two so two thumbs up!.

[Blink 182 r robots]

Ughhh.

Wow, this is mature, a one frame image of some random douche with a swastika on his forehead, being a 3 meg+ load...
There is nothing more to say about this movie, but it is so unbelievable brutal.
This is my first 0/10 ive handed out in a long time.... and I think I found the perfect 'flash' to throw it at.

[Nemesis]

Such crap.

5 megs, less then a 2.00 score, "BTW there are boobs in my profile.".
Im sorry, but that just made me hate this shitty movie even more.
A bunch of morons out there reviewing 10/10 because you have a pornographic image in your profile.
This is ridiculous, let's all just review the movie and how shitty it is, espescially for a 5 meg load.
Are you TRYING to piss people off?

[Walk-Smash-Walk]

Great Great Great!

From the creator of Dad's home, comes this great flick!
You know, between these two flashes, you can't fill a thimble with plot or sensical meaning. They're completely random. These two entries prove something obvious, and that is the talent you have at making quality, entertaining flash movies that have nigh-infinite replay value. This one wasn't as funny as Dad's Home, but it's catchy all the same. It's your style that stands out so much. It comes at an angle that not many use, or use effectively enough. I can't even put my finger on it. But then, I suppose that's what makes you the artist, and me just the normal guy. But you, sir, do great work.

Submit a third like this and youll top the Batting Average list in no time at all!