j00bie's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Yoshi's Islannd: Revenge]

Short.

This needed to be longer, it was over before it started and the only funny bit about this was when Mario was shot.
You ought to cut out almost all of the intro crap as well, that lasted longer than the actual movie!
Not a good sprite movie at all.

[Madness shorty]

Poor rip-off.

This is way too short and random to be a decent Madness parody, there's no real structure to the movie, it's just a collection of random events with no real links between them.

Simply copying a movie style (and the music from it as well) is no good unless the content is there as well. Which in this case it isn't.

Though it was good movie, the copying part of it doesnt agree with the rating.

[WormsTrek Rhapsody]

Not funny.

Seriously, I didn't find this very funny.
The graphics were alright, but the song wasn't anything special.
It's above average but this isn't something I'd watch more than once. You ought to sort out the opening as well.
It took me a while to work out how to play the actual movie.
It doesn't help when the credits are almost as long as the movie.
Good but not brilliant.
Certainly shouldn't have been daily feature.

Daily 3rd or 4th topps, must have been a bad day.

Patcoola responds:

Sorry you didn't find this movie funny.
I know by todays standards in the portal this wouldn't of made daily feature, but one year ago this movie was good enough to make daily feature and frontpage.

[Mutant Ninja Turtles EP01]

Great!

An excellent movie, one heck of a great fight scene, and lots of other side plots going on which should give plenty of scope for good future episode.
The graphics are some of the best on NG, although in places the animation didn't look brilliant.
Good sound effects, and an all-round stylish movie. I have a feeling this will look even better when future episodes are completed, but at the moment it is still superb.

[special edition]

doesnt compare to original

This is very, very, very funny, while lacking the purity of the classic badger, it's funnier than it.

Shame the graphical quality was pretty poor for the filesize, but it's not a problem.

Great for a quick laugh.

The ending was pretty funny.

[Cats and Dogs]

Make it longer.

I think you should submit more of these entries, they just need to be longer.

That was really good. You should go into more differences between cats & dogs and other household pets.

[College University pt 6-2]

Great second part!

Optimus really made this episode, but it's funny throughout, the best barring part 7.

The Pulp Fiction references, the general drinking, more Kung Fu Karl, it's all gold!

Even some lightsaber action to boot. This is the first CU episode im giving a 10! Great stuff!

[College University pt 6-1]

Great humour!

Another classic CU episode, the whole retro film was great, and the rest of the episode was good as well.
The counsellor segment was yet another brilliant scene.
It's too bad the sound quality is a bit spoor and the voices don't match up to the animation, particularly late on in the episode.