j00bie's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Xbox Gamecube PS2 Trivia!]

fun!

meh, its not so bad.. the music can get on your nerves sometimes.
I only got one question wrong... (the voices of whoever on the TV show in the PS2 category)

but... yea, not bad. good for a first flash.

keep it up

Pulp-Fiction responds:

Thanks man, I will.

[Lander Remake]

bah!

its a good game and all, good graphics, fun, great remaked!

one suggestion/complaint:

when you die, dont restart the whole game again, just restart from the level that you died on, that would be a lot less frustrating.

good game though, just consider what i said if you read this.

[Neo Soundboard (Full v.)]

one flaw...

there is no... greeting... you cant call somebody without saying... "hello", other then that... its an alright soundboard...

i didnt rate high simply because im not a fan of soundboards... sorry

P.S. as for the previous reviewer p0tbra1n... how can you have made the prank call... and have the caller talk to you about it at school, when the day you reviewed the movie is the same day this was submitted to newgrounds... crearly a lie, nobody is that stupid in the first place..

[Megaman X Next - The Game]

Come on Front Page!

Holy shit man, so much for that Sonic game being "the best flash game ever made" pffft, compared to this? NO FRIGGIN WAY! this game is unbelievable. its difficult, yet a simple concept, much like all platform games, but this one is absoloutley brilliant!

Graphics: Excluding X and Zero, all the other shit was all original, i can just see all the time and effort put into this game, it truly is a work of art! Great job on the graphics!

Sound: Im surprised that the sound quality is this good, with a game this size im surprized this game didnt reach 5MB, nice with the size compression. It's hard to tell when the song starts over again it was looped so well.

Interactivity: Can't complain, move, attack, jump, not that hard! The game is very lengthy so you get a 10 for sure!

Style: The level designs are pure awesome! although they seem simple, they are all cool in their own certain way. Once again, consider the time and effort put into this game, you cant complain about the level designs. The game itself, well, just... its a platform game... so what? so is that sonic game on the front page and look at all the 10's its getting! its awesome.

Violence: Lemme think... hmmm, you have a lazer, and you blast the shit out of machines and stuff. sure, its animated violence, but its not like you can get to in-depth with a platform game. the violence for a platform game was superb!

Humour: meh, its not really a funny game, more of a bang bang shoot em up game. not very high in this department, but then again, this was probably the last thing the author was worried about.

this game kicks ass, i think i smell quite a few portal awards and the front page for you maelstormm, good job!

maelstormm responds:

Thanks ^_^
I guess by this time tomorrow we'll see where it stands.

[South Park S8 sound board]

bastard soundboards...

sure, they pass judgement, but they just... arent... good... they arent really funny, they lose originality in an instant, and they cant have good enough graphics to get a good score...

in general, i just dont like soundboards, sorry...

knokout responds:

flash done by you.... 0 so dont talk

[Recoil]

repetitive repetive repetitive repetitive repetive

i just kept shooting dogs over and over again.
it got really boring, i quit before i even got to the boss, i was worried it would take all day just to get there...

its a good game game otherwise (graphics, sound, etc.), its just too repetive

[Lockagotchi]

LOL!!!

that was awesome! lol, the rape feature itself deserves a 5/5!

GREAT GAME!

[CaveFlyer(The 7k Miracle)]

simple concept..

nice file size, but with a file size that small you know it cant be good... no hi-score's, no music, nothing at all!

a bit difficult to control, but it isnt much to complain about..

decent for a first submission... decently good job..

[(old)DropSh*tOnPeopleBETA]

this was good...

there should be more modes and shit, and more stuff that can be dropped... hopefully you do this before you complete the full version, that would be nice :)

come out with it soon, this BETA isnt enough :(

nonetheless it was good though

[Bush Vs. Kerry Punchout]

hahaha... america...

bush? kerry? either way you guys are screwed...
(im canadian..)
bush is a complete dumbass.

kerry might not even get into office because of the STD's he has...

when next election time comes around, clinton better be there to save your asses... or else your screwed...

oh yea, by the way, nice game :)